Black Sheep Quotes

  • Mike Donnelly: [after he and Steve narrowly escape Drake's minefield front yard] This guy's got a hell of a security system! [upon seeing the inside of Drake's camper] Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone.


  • Mike Donnelly: [after driving over a bump in the road] What the hell was that?!
    Steve Dodds: A chunk in the road or something.
    Mike Donnelly: I just chunked in my pants.


  • Governor Tracy: [annoyed] Neuschwander, are you finished stirring that drink or is this some kind of fucking science experiment?


  • Mike Donnelly: [dressed as security guard, talking to a troublemaker] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.
    Tough Kid: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole!
    Mike Donnelly: Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast! NOW! [steam comes from his ears]
    Tough Kid: [stunned] Wow. [he leaves]


  • Mike Donnelly: [after seeing Steve's porn stash] Oh, that's sad.


  • Mike Donnelly: HELLO WASHINGTON! [swings and dives into a lake]


  • Hillbilly Kid: [to Steve] You're not from around here, are you?
    Steve Dodds: [lying] You know what? I am. Born and raised.
    Hillbilly Kid: Nope. Can't be true.


  • Mike Donnelly: Goodnight, Steve.
    Steve Dodds: Goodnight, Mike.


  • Mike Donnelly: [after falling down a steep hill, looking up] What... in the hell was that all about?!


  • Mike Donnelly: [as he falls down a steep hill, he grabs some plants] Oh! Thank you, little roots. Please stay strong. [tries to stand up, unearthing the plants and resumes falling]


  • Mike Donnelly: VOTE FOR DONNELLY! [his voice echoes] Every vote counts.


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