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The Stepford Wives Quotes

  • Bobbie Markowe: The thing is, given the choice, I don't want to squeeze the god damned Charmin.


  • Joanna Eberhart: Why do they call you Dis?
    Dale Coba: Because I used to work at Disneyland.
    Joanna Eberhart: I don't believe it.
    Dale Coba: Why not?
    Joanna Eberhart: You don' t look like the kind of person who likes to see people have fun.


  • Bobbie Markowe: The women in Stepford love housework, and we thought there might be something in the water...
    Raymond Chandler: Where did you find her?


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