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Batman & Robin Quotes

  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: I probably should've mentioned this earlier, I'm poison


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: [Whips out his "Bat Credit Card"] Never leave the cave without it!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Never leave the cave without it!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: One Million
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: One Million.
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Two Million
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Two Million.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: You don't have it, three million.
    Robin/Dick Grayson: I'll borrow it from you, four million.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Five million.
    Robin/Dick Grayson: That's a utility belt, not a money belt, six million.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Seven million (pulls out the Bat Credit Card) Never leave the cave without it.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Seven million. Never leave the cave without it.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: I love you old man.
    Alfred Pennyworth: and I love you too.
    Alfred Pennyworth: And I love you too.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Freeze, You're mad!


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: I want a car! Chicks dig the car.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone.


  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: Enough monkey business, we've got work to do.
    Bane: Grrrrr, MONKEY WORK.
    Bane: Grr, monkey work.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: I love you Alfred.
    Alfred Pennyworth: and I love you too.
    Alfred Pennyworth: And I love you too.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I hate when people talk during the movie.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Let's kick some ICE.
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Let's kick some ice.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: COWABUNGA!!!
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Cowabunga!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I'm afraid the air conditioners left me COLD to your pleas of mercy.
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: In this universe, there is only one absolute. Everything... FREEZES!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: (betting on Poison Ivy) One million!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [betting on Poison Ivy] One million!
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Two million!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Three million!
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Four million!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Seven million (takes out Bat-credit card) Never leave the cave without it.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Seven million [takes out Bat-credit card] Never leave the cave without it.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: (seeing batman catch a valuable vase) Nice catch!
    Robin/Dick Grayson: [seeing batman catch a valuable vase] Nice catch!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: You break it, you buy it.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: Chicks dig the car!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone...


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Tonight's forecast: a FREEZE is coming!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Surprise. I am your new cellmate. & I have come to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.


  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: As I have told lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Tonight, Hell freezes over!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Let's kick some ice!


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman lives alone.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Take two of these & call me in the morning.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Who killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Stay cool, Bird Boy.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Hi Freeze I'm Batman.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: I want a car, chicks dig the car.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Cool party!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Lets kick some ICE!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Ice to See you
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Ice to see you.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You get the ice, I'll get the iceman.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: You're not sending me to the cooler.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Mercy?! I'm afraid the conditions have left me cold.
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Mercy? I'm afraid the conditions have left me cold.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: She wants you kill you Dick!
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: She wants to kill you, Dick.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: I hate to disappoint you but, my rubber lips are immune to your charms
    Robin/Dick Grayson: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.


  • Batgirl/Barbara Wilson: Partners? [extends her hand]
    Robin/Dick Grayson: Partners. [places his hand on top]
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: [places his hand on top] Partners.
    Alfred Pennyworth: We are going to need a bigger cave.


  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: Come on, Bane. Let's get to monkey buisness.
    Bane: Munky Bissness!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!


  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug: this is a one woman show.


  • Robin/Dick Grayson: I want a car, chicks dig the car.
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Freeze in Hell, Batman!!!
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Freeze in Hell, Batman!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: It's time to kick some ICE!


  • Bane: BANE!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I hate people talking while a movie.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: You break it. You buy it.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I am Freeze. Learn it well 'till the chilling sound of your doom.


  • Poison Ivy/Dr. Pamela Isley: Too much people to kill, in so little time.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: This is why Superman works alone.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I'm Freeze remember it 'till the day of your doom.
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: I'm Freeze. Remember it 'till the day of your doom.


  • Batman/Bruce Wayne: Hello Freeze I'm Batman
    Batman/Bruce Wayne: Hi Freeze I'm Batman.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Stay cool, bird boy!
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: [freezes Robin] Stay cool, Birdboy.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Today's forecast: A freeze is coming!
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: lets kick some ice
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Let's kick some ice!


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: allow me to break the ice
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Allow me to break the ice.


  • Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Ice to see you...
    Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries: Ice to see you.


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