Body Count Reviews
In case you can't tell, I was being sarcastic! This film has bony girl arms and stinks like an elephant's butt.
The "plot", I suppose you could call it, is about four awesome bank robbers that rob a museum and get away. Forest is the "brains" behind the operation, and he dies in the first five seconds of the movie. The rest of the film revolves around Donnie, Ving, Leguizamo and the guy from CSI: Miami traveling to Miami to pickup the pay off for the paintings they stole from the museum while evading the police.
Super, it's a buddy roadtrip movie, right? Wrong! Ok, well then with a name like "Body Count" it must be an action movie where the bodies start piling up till no one can count them anymore right? Wrong again. Actually the only "bodies" that pile up are of each of the protagonists who end up all killing each other during the car trip to Florida because of racial slurs they spew at one another.
Ok, well at least there are alot of cool shots of the CSI:Miami guy taking off his shades and saying something dramtic into the camera, right?
Wrong again, the CSI guy doesn't even wear shades in this movie, AT ALL. And he doesn't even get any of his cool Who theme music either, just some crappy Cyprus Hill.
Oh, but they do kill Donnie Wahlberg the first time they stop to pee, which saves you a little bit from his lame assed new kids yo yo Boston accent. So, I guess that's something, unfortunately John Leguizamo doesn't die till long afterword.
Oh, and I almost forgot the ending. They pick up a hitch hiker and she ends up stealing all the paintings and driving off with their car. Awesome, how are we to believe these guys were capable of following directions to a museum, much less be able to rob one? And where is Stephen Baldwin? It feels like he should of been in here to.
Anyway, the body count in this movie may have only been 5 but my rating is a generous .5, the end.