The Love Letter Quotes

  • Eleanor: Helen, can I borrow your car? That Jaguar is so unreliable.


  • Janet: You can't fuck a letter, Helen.


  • Johnny: How can you be celibate if you're a virgin?


  • Miss Scattergoods: A thinning gene pool is a terrible thing to witness. AH, civilization's crowning achievement--cocktail hour!


  • Janet: I love opera...I do! I listen to it when I vacuum all the time.
    Janet: I love opera... I do! I listen to it when I vacuum all the time.


  • Miss Scattergoods: Dearest, do you know how much in love with you I am? I have fallen in love without taking a step. Did I trip, did I stumble, lose my balance, graze my knee, graze my heart? I know I am in love when I see you. I know when I long to see you I’m on fire. Not a mussel has moved. Please hang unruffled by any breeze the air is still. I have fallen in love without taken a step. You’re all wrong for me and I know it. But I no longer care for my thoughts unless they are thoughts of you. When I am close to you I feel your hair brush my cheek when it does not. I look away from you sometimes and then I look back. When I tie my shoes. When I peel an orange. When I drive my car. When I lie down each night without you I remain yours.
    Miss Scattergoods: Dearest, do you know how much in love with you I am? I have fallen in love without taking a step. Did I trip, did I stumble, lose my balance, graze my knee, graze my heart? I know I am in love when I see you. I know when I long to see you I'm on fire. Not a mussel has moved. Please hang unruffled by any breeze the air is still. I have fallen in love without taken a step. You're all wrong for me and I know it. But I no longer care for my thoughts unless they are thoughts of you. When I am close to you I feel your hair brush my cheek when it does not. I look away from you sometimes and then I look back. When I tie my shoes. When I peel an orange. When I drive my car. When I lie down each night without you I remain yours.


  • Janet: Janet: I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.
    Janet: I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.


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