The Bachelor Reviews

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September 7, 2011
January 29, 2010
Viewers have almost two hours to become thoroughly disgusted
January 1, 2000
An acceptable comedy.
January 1, 2000
Unremittingly vulgar and inept.
January 1, 2000
Feeble and formulaic.
January 1, 2000
If you go in hoping for a funny-sweet wedding comedy that deserves to stand with Four Weddings and a Funeral or My Best Friend's Wedding, The Bachelor will leave you standing at the altar.
January 1, 2000
Probably the best that can be said about The Bachelor is that it gave a lot of work to female extras.
January 1, 2000
Desperately unfunny.
January 1, 2000
The Bachelor doesn't generate enough laughs or sighs to hold together.
January 1, 2000
Business as usual.
January 1, 2000
The funny thing is, nobody who made The Bachelor seems to notice that the script pinpoints its own formulaic emptiness before wheezing on to its foregone happy ending.
January 1, 2000
The humor never strikes the right champagne-bubbly tone.
January 1, 2000
You know a movie is desperately overreaching when Peter Ustinov, affecting a dreadful southern accent as Jimmy's grandfather, must yell into a megaphone for no apparent reason: 'The human condition!'
January 1, 2000
As desperate as its thousand wannabe brides.
January 1, 2000
As much as I hate to admit it, The Bachelor is funny.
January 1, 2000
A pretty lame premise for a movie.
January 1, 2000
Steve Cohen's screenplay, is pretty much DOA.
January 1, 2000
A perfect bore.
January 1, 2000
The new film takes a heavy approach to plain foolishness and doesn't exactly gain loft from the presence of O'Donnell in the centerpiece role. His range is limited to several shades of bland.
January 1, 2000
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