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The Crew Reviews

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Scott G. Mignola
Common Sense Media
January 2, 2011
A forgettable made-for-TV-like production.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Cole Smithey
May 16, 2009
The movie always seems to be out of sync with itself.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Judith Egerton
Courier-Journal (Louisville, KY)
June 28, 2004
My first reaction to The Crew was: 'Thank goodness it was only 88 minutes.'
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
December 15, 2003
Once the story clicks into gear, The Crew is a lot of fun. But that doesn't happen until after the midpoint.
Full Review| Original Score: 2.5/4
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
August 8, 2002
... the worst of American popular culture; it is a lazy, condescending, formulaic film that the filmmakers didn't even bother to finish
Full Review| Original Score: D-
Scott Weinberg
October 10, 2001
Yeah, nothing funnier than old men farting and Viagra jokes.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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A.O. Scott
New York Times
January 1, 2000
The Crew is cobbled together in desperate obedience to the widespread Hollywood fallacy that the more plot a movie has, the more people will like it.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
January 1, 2000
The Crew is all contrivance and we don't believe a minute of it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Top Critic
Gemma Files
January 1, 2000
No classic, but two hours well-spent nonetheless.
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Robert Horton
January 1, 2000
A pleasant surprise.
Eric D. Snider
January 1, 2000
Written in a generic style that was probably intended as satire of the Mafia-film genre, but that comes across as merely lame and hackneyed.
Full Review | Original Score: C-

E! Online
January 1, 2000
If we're gonna pay $9 for a movie, shouldn't the characters at least have their own teeth?
F.L. Carr
January 1, 2000
The comedy is consistent throughout the movie, and it is often very funny.
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion
January 1, 2000
Just an elongated version of a bad TV sitcom, wedding geriatric slapstick and schmaltz.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Liz Braun
Jam! Movies
January 1, 2000
Long, ponderous, and obvious, none of which are good things in a comedy.
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher
January 1, 2000
You can't help but feel that screenwriter Barry Fanaro could have tried a little harder to write his own dialogue and create his own story rather than ride on the coattails of a great film.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Jim Judy
Screen It!
January 1, 2000
Amusing and entertaining, if instantly forgettable diversion.
Carlo Cavagna
January 1, 2000
Hey, you've seen these jokes only a hundred times before.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review
January 1, 2000
You can fuhgedaboutit until the video comes out.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Marty Mapes
Movie Habit
January 1, 2000
The best thing about The Crew is its quick, concise pace.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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