10 Things I Hate About You Quotes

  • Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
    Bianca Stratford: I think you can in Europe.


  • Bianca Stratford: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom!"
    Bianca Stratford: I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom!


  • Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
    Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.


  • Cameron James: I burn, I pine, I perish
    Cameron James: I burn, I pine, I perish.


  • Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!


  • Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!


  • Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!


  • Joey Donner: Shit Bianca i'm shooting nose spray add tomorrow!
    Joey Donner: Shit Bianca I'm shooting nose spray add tomorrow!
    Bianca Stratford: That's for making my date bleed.
    Bianca Stratford: *punch in the nose* That's for my sister!
    Bianca Stratford: [punch in the nose] That's for my sister!
    Bianca Stratford: *Kicks in Joey's balls* And that's for me. *Pushes Joey to the ground*
    Bianca Stratford: [kicks in Joey's balls] And that's for me. [pushes Joey to the ground]


  • Patrick Verona: 9:30 right? Oh i'm early.
    Patrick Verona: 9:30 right? Oh I'm early.
    Katarina Stratford: Whatever i'm driving.
    Katarina Stratford: Whatever I'm driving.
    Patrick Verona: Who knocked up your sister?


  • Mr. Morgan: But the next time you decide to storm in on the PTA, crusading for better lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book by a BLACK MAN!


  • Patrick Verona: Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.


  • Patrick Verona: What's with this girl, she have beer flavored nipples.
    Patrick Verona: What is it with this chick, she have beer flavored nipples?


  • Patrick Verona: You're just too good to be true!


  • Katarina Stratford: Tell me something true.
    Patrick Verona: Something true... I hate peas.
    Katarina Stratford: No, something real, something no one else knows.
    Patrick Verona: Okay, you're sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me.


  • Michael Eckman: The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.
    Michael Eckman: The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.


  • Patrick Verona: Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?


  • Walter Stratford: I want you to wear the belly.
    Bianca Stratford: (Gasps) Daddy no...
    Bianca Stratford: [Gasps] Daddy no.


  • Patrick Verona: See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it!


  • Walter Stratford: What are the two house rules? Number One: No dating till you graduate. Number Two: No dating till you graduate.


  • Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.


  • Cameron James: Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.


  • Patrick Verona: Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?


  • Katarina Stratford: Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.


  • Katarina Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


  • Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
    Katarina Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.


  • Bianca Stratford: Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?


  • Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!


  • Bianca Stratford: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?


  • Bianca Stratford: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?


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