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The Wash Reviews

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Lisa Alspector
Chicago Reader
March 8, 2007
Two roommates start to antagonize each other after one becomes the other's superior at an LA car wash, and the conflict is played out with grittiness and flippancy.
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Christy Lemire
Associated Press
March 8, 2007
Snoop, Dre and their buddies take it all in stride -- if they were any more laid-back, they'd be napping in their trailers.

Empire Magazine
December 30, 2006
Some energetic performances from the cast may make this accessible to a wider audience.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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Time Out
January 26, 2006
The lame, underdeveloped jokes far outweigh the fresh ones, the women are all chirpy airheads, and the whole thing hangs on a feeble storyline.
Clint Morris
Film Threat
March 31, 2005
Waterlogged from start to finish
| Original Score: 1/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
May 26, 2004
I was wishing I was sitting through Bones a second time.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Peter Bradshaw
August 20, 2002
[A] crude and boring movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
August 8, 2002
You've really got to wonder sometimes how talented people end up in hopeless misfires like this film.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 5, 2002
A 100% feeble comedy that exposes the dire acting abilities of two otherwise well respected hip-hop artists.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette
June 3, 2002
a plotless, mostly humorless time-killer that exists primarily as a 90-minute commercial for a star-studded soundtrack. ... the movie has all the earmarks of the "let's just make it up as we go along" school of filmmaking.
Walter Chaw
Film Freak Central
June 3, 2002
The Wash is Santo & Johnny through a swamp of mounting disinterest.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Jamie Gillies
Apollo Guide
March 16, 2002
There is some comic insight here, however unfocused it may be.
Full Review | Original Score: 50/100
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
January 18, 2002
Straight up...I didn't laugh once during this entire flick!
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
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David Segal
Washington Post
January 10, 2002
There's precious little to listen to, laugh at or ogle.
| Original Score: 0.5/5
Michael Dequina
January 3, 2002
Never comes off as desperate--because little effort appears to be put forth by writer-director-co-star DJ Pooh.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Tim Cogshell
Boxoffice Magazine
December 23, 2001
Though The Wash is fairly funny, it's wholly insignificant.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
David Noh
Film Journal International
December 9, 2001
Manages to rock pretty steady, largely due to the efforts of its huge cast, sprinkled with some real and promising talent.
Scott Weinberg
December 1, 2001
If a white filmmaker were behind the wretched ugliness that is The Wash, he'd be branded the most racist director since D.W. Griffith.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
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Toronto Star
November 30, 2001
More of a missed opportunity than a movie.
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Jason Anderson
Globe and Mail
November 30, 2001
A sloppy, harebrained movie, which looks like it was made on a fraction of the budget of one of their videos.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
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