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The Wash Reviews

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March 8, 2007
Two roommates start to antagonize each other after one becomes the other's superior at an LA car wash, and the conflict is played out with grittiness and flippancy.
March 8, 2007
Snoop, Dre and their buddies take it all in stride -- if they were any more laid-back, they'd be napping in their trailers.
December 30, 2006
Some energetic performances from the cast may make this accessible to a wider audience.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Top Critic
January 26, 2006
The lame, underdeveloped jokes far outweigh the fresh ones, the women are all chirpy airheads, and the whole thing hangs on a feeble storyline.
March 31, 2005
Waterlogged from start to finish
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
May 26, 2004
I was wishing I was sitting through Bones a second time.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 20, 2002
[A] crude and boring movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 8, 2002
You've really got to wonder sometimes how talented people end up in hopeless misfires like this film.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 5, 2002
A 100% feeble comedy that exposes the dire acting abilities of two otherwise well respected hip-hop artists.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
June 3, 2002
a plotless, mostly humorless time-killer that exists primarily as a 90-minute commercial for a star-studded soundtrack. ... the movie has all the earmarks of the "let's just make it up as we go along" school of filmmaking.
June 3, 2002
The Wash is Santo & Johnny through a swamp of mounting disinterest.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
March 16, 2002
There is some comic insight here, however unfocused it may be.
Full Review | Original Score: 50/100
January 18, 2002
Straight up...I didn't laugh once during this entire flick!
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
January 10, 2002
There's precious little to listen to, laugh at or ogle.
Read More | Original Score: 0.5/5
January 3, 2002
Never comes off as desperate--because little effort appears to be put forth by writer-director-co-star DJ Pooh.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
December 23, 2001
Though The Wash is fairly funny, it's wholly insignificant.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
December 9, 2001
Manages to rock pretty steady, largely due to the efforts of its huge cast, sprinkled with some real and promising talent.
December 1, 2001
If a white filmmaker were behind the wretched ugliness that is The Wash, he'd be branded the most racist director since D.W. Griffith.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Top Critic
November 30, 2001
More of a missed opportunity than a movie.
November 30, 2001
A sloppy, harebrained movie, which looks like it was made on a fraction of the budget of one of their videos.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
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