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November 30, 2001
It's an excruciatingly lewd, crude and unpolished excuse to get a bunch of rappers some time on the big screen, with a little bit of sex and violence thrown in.
November 25, 2001
I'd be shocked if even a totally wasted Phish fan could find many laughs.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
November 22, 2001
Snoop Dogg (as Dee Loc) and Dr. Dre (as Sean) let their natural chemistry go completely to waste.
November 21, 2001
So ramshackle it's nearly enough to make you forget how tossed-together the 1976 Car Wash was.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
November 19, 2001
What could have been a delicious hoot about dysfunctional dynamics in a disillusioned workplace merely ends up as a woeful, clunky comedy of errors.
Full Review| Original Score: 1.5/5
November 16, 2001
A depressing, stereotypical affair that can be thanked by the African American community for portraying their race as lazy, drug-addicted, and whorish.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
November 16, 2001
No one will claim it steals that famous old MGM motto: 'More Stars Than There Are in Heaven.'
November 16, 2001
Halfhearted and badly edited, the picture itself seems stoned.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
November 16, 2001
Basically a dribbled-out home movie about a pair of slop-around L.A. homies.
November 16, 2001
[Snoop's] funny, charismatic, delivers weak material with a look on his face that will still crack you up and has the best hair of any actor working today.
November 16, 2001
A half-baked hack job that's woefully short on laughs, style, decent performances and discernible signs of technical proficiency.
November 16, 2001
Like gin and juice, [Dre and Snoop are] good together.
Read More | Original Score: 3/4
November 16, 2001
The Wash appears not to have much at all on its mind.
November 16, 2001
Weak, witless blend of Ice Cube's Friday and Richard Pryors's Car Wash.
November 16, 2001
Just not particularly amusing.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
November 15, 2001
Shows not how far we've come since '76, but how low comic standards have sunk.
November 15, 2001
Don't even bother renting it on video -- which will be available REAL soon!
November 15, 2001
Overall, the phrase 'It is what it is' has never seemed more appropriate.
November 15, 2001
A poorly written, directed and performed mishmash of vignettes that the participants apparently thought would be funny.
November 15, 2001
A sloppily edited comedy laden with sub-amateurish acting, a script with less direction than a broken compass, and a sense of humor that never made it out of the junior high bathroom.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
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