The New Guy (2002)
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as Dizzy Harrison/Gil Harris
as Bear Harrison
as Ed Ligget
as Dance Instructor
as Principal Zaylor
as Party Twin
as Party Twin (uncredited)
as Kiki Pierce
as Mr. Undine
as Billy Ray
as Young Dizzy
as Music Store Employee
as Music Store Manager
as Mr. Luberoff
as Mrs. Whitman
as Choir Member
Critic Reviews for The New Guy
Distinguished by certain rodent-like features, Qualls is a bargain-basement, pre-adult version of David Spade -- and becomes just as tiresome.
It isn't very good, but it doesn't seem to care, which turns out to be rather refreshing.
Never gets on the good foot.
This is a truly awful movie, made from one of the worst scripts in memory. The New Guy has been on the shelf for more than a year, and it's clear the reason for the long wait wasn't perfectionism. More likely, it was embarrassment.
Audience Reviews for The New Guy
Without a nexus, cliched and dumb screenplay that The New Guy lose his "quality" being just another comercial sex teen American movie. Of course the film bring also very funny scenes and a good soundtrack with funk hits. But unfortunately it doesn't save The New Guy. Rotten.
It's kinda stupid. I watched this because of my fave actress Zooey Deschanel but her underarms scared me!
Not very original and unintelligent however the actors did a good job in creating a good and funny film to lighten spirits. I like DJ Qualls and he is perfectly cast and he's the best thing in it. Fairly funny but not amazingly great.
The New Guy Quotes
|Coach:||You stole my horse, maggot! Do you know what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?|
|Dizzy Harrison/Gil Harris:||Death?|
|Coach:||This isn't Iraq, son.|
|Luther:||High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.|
|Dizzy Harrison/Gil Harris:||Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis.|
|Kirk:||That is without doubt the sluttiest girl I have ever seen!|
|Dizzy Harrison/Gil Harris:||I know! Isn't it great?|
|Glen:||Diz, you have to do her. And while you're with her, think of me. Okay, that sounded gay.|