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Teddy Bears' Picnic Reviews

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April 3, 2002
It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess, piss on trees, b.s. one another and put on a show in drag.
May 24, 2002
Very much like its title, the movie is too cuddly and frolicking to get a satirical grip on its rich and powerful characters, or their real life targets.
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February 19, 2007
Low fidelity comedy all around.
| Original Score: 1/5
April 5, 2002
An ugly, pointless, stupid movie.
Read More | Original Score: 0/4
April 14, 2002
Hardy har har.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
March 31, 2002
The satire is just too easy to be genuinely satisfying.
March 29, 2002
A beyond-lame satire, Teddy Bears' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing debuts by an esteemed writer-actor.
Read More | Original Score: .5/4
April 5, 2002
The satire is unfocused, while the story goes nowhere.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
November 22, 2002
Most of the film feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
April 4, 2002
What could and should have been biting and droll is instead a tepid waste of time and talent.
June 17, 2002
When one hears Harry Shearer is going to make his debut as a film director, one would hope for the best
Full Review | Original Score: C+
March 25, 2002
Dignified CEO's meet at a rustic retreat and pee against a tree. Can you bear the laughter?
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
March 28, 2002
Too much of it feels unfocused and underdeveloped.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
March 29, 2002
The film has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show: hastily written, underrehearsed, arbitrarily plotted and filled with crude humor and vulgar innuendo.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/5
March 30, 2002
There are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations. Where's the movie here?
April 13, 2002
The real shame is that such a talented ensemble cast is so badly wasted in this lame attempt at political discourse.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
August 17, 2005
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
February 25, 2009
Pic lacks the development needed for a full-length feature and, following a hilarious opening sequence, it becomes tiresomely one-note.
March 30, 2002
Despite a who's-who cast of comedians, virtually all the characters are uninteresting, unappealing and, worse, unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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