Teddy Bears' Picnic - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Teddy Bears' Picnic Reviews

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Scott Foundas
Variety
February 25, 2009
Pic lacks the development needed for a full-length feature and, following a hilarious opening sequence, it becomes tiresomely one-note.
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
November 22, 2002
Most of the film feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
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Mick LaSalle
San Francisco Chronicle
April 5, 2002
The satire is unfocused, while the story goes nowhere.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
April 3, 2002
It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess, piss on trees, b.s. one another and put on a show in drag.
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Lou Lumenick
New York Post
March 29, 2002
A beyond-lame satire, Teddy Bears' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing debuts by an esteemed writer-actor.
| Original Score: .5/4
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Dave Kehr
New York Times
March 28, 2002
Too much of it feels unfocused and underdeveloped.
| Original Score: 2.5/5