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Pinocchio Reviews

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February 22, 2012
Live-action dubbed puppet story is creepy and lacks humor.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 4, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: D
May 2, 2009
Read More | Original Score: 0/5
March 10, 2007
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
January 5, 2007
The recut American version is truly awful, but a good 75 percent of the awfulness is attributable to Miramax, the film's distributor.
September 15, 2005
Head-slapping, what-the-f*ck-is-this-for-real? trippiness.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
August 11, 2005
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
August 1, 2003
Like Robin Williams on speed, [Roberto Benigni] darts about the screen showing less restraint than a shark in blood-stained water.
| Original Score: C-
July 15, 2003
Better this log-headed Pinocchio had been burned at the stake.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
April 24, 2003
Every good actor needs to do his or her own Hamlet. For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio. It might as well have been Problem Child IV.
February 21, 2003
What's most incredible is not that Benigni thought that he could pull off a believable wooden puppet who wants to be a boy, nor thet he could turn such a charming story into such a horrifically scary tale, but that the people of Italy love this movie so m
| Original Score: 1/4
February 3, 2003
This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary. Hmmm...might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener?
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
January 16, 2003
Benigni presents himself as the boy puppet Pinocchio, complete with receding hairline, weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice.
January 10, 2003
The dialogue is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
January 9, 2003
Seriously, rent the Disney version.
| Original Score: D+
January 8, 2003
Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio. As for children, they won't enjoy the movie at all.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 7, 2003
It's a frightful vanity film that, no doubt, pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/10
January 7, 2003
If you saw Benigni's Pinocchio at a public park, you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police.
Full Review| Original Score: .5/4
January 6, 2003
Chalk it up as the worst kind of hubristic folly.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
January 3, 2003
What can one say about a balding 50-year-old actor playing an innocent boy carved from a log?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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