House of the Dead Reviews

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January 8, 2007
Don't come looking for a story -- this is a hunt.
October 29, 2003
A derivative shock-horror exercise desperately in need of an IV.
October 17, 2003
Takes out a moviegoer's limbic brain and cerebral cortex. All that's left functioning is the reptilian brain, droning: Kill The Things. Kill The Things...
October 17, 2003
Here is yet another video game transferred to film with little enhancement or development.
October 16, 2003
To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based 'horror' 'movie,' one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid.
October 15, 2003
Misbegotten horror movie adaptation of the best-selling video games.
April 10, 2019
There isn't a thing of artistic value in this film.
April 10, 2019
George A Romero's original template has now worn pretty thin so you'll either love this repetitive gore-fest for its unpretentious dumbness or hate it for being nothing more than a shameless plug for the game.
May 14, 2017
Five minutes into the picture and I felt my inner child weeping for the future of the industry.
December 28, 2016
House of the Dead is a very entertaining film, but only because it's made in a such inept and unprofessional way that it's almost impossible to believe that it was shown in cinemas. [Full review in Spanish]
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