House of the Dead Reviews

January 8, 2007
Don't come looking for a story -- this is a hunt.
October 29, 2003
A derivative shock-horror exercise desperately in need of an IV.
October 17, 2003
Takes out a moviegoer's limbic brain and cerebral cortex. All that's left functioning is the reptilian brain, droning: Kill The Things. Kill The Things...
October 17, 2003
Here is yet another video game transferred to film with little enhancement or development.
October 16, 2003
To properly convey the jaw-dropping shoddiness of this videogame-based 'horror' 'movie,' one must approach what scientists call Absolute Stupid.
October 15, 2003
Misbegotten horror movie adaptation of the best-selling video games.
October 13, 2003
Idiotically written, badly acted and directed, with Boll underlining the film's gory video game plot by intercutting video game effects into the slaughter, it's a staggering failure on pretty much every level.
October 13, 2003
Cutting around frantically in a vain attempt to stir up some energy, the director, Uwe Boll, drops in occasional images from the video game itself, as if he were subliminally trying to remind ticket buyers why they showed up in the first place.
October 13, 2003
You'd be hard-pressed to find a duller, more incompetent -- and less scary -- flick with cheesier effects in a remainder bin crammed with direct-to-video horrors.
October 13, 2003
There's scarcely a whiff of originality in the zombie horror picture House of the Dead, but Uwe Boll has directed it with enough energy and style that it adds up to passably mindless if grisly fun.