Testosterone (Testosteroni) - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Testosterone (Testosteroni) Reviews

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Scott Tobias
AV Club
September 26, 2005
Moreton shows plenty of ambition in his second feature, but somewhere in the space between page and screen, he lost the thread.
Don Willmott
April 1, 2005
incredibly plot-heavy yet feels light as a feather
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Moira MacDonald
Seattle Times
January 14, 2005
Filled with pretty faces and empty logic, David Moreton's noir-wannabe Testosterone flounders about, doing everything but flutter its eyelashes in an attempt to distract us from its lack of substance.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Desson Thomson
Washington Post
December 17, 2004
The movie's primary interest seems to be in following several good-looking men wherever they care to meander.
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Tom Long
Detroit News
December 17, 2004
A pointless, wandering tale of obsession that seems to have little purpose beyond showing that gay characters can be in a messed-up movie too.
Read More | Original Score: D
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John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press
December 17, 2004
[Relies] on a creaky plot and gaping lapses in plausibility.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
December 11, 2004
Unfortunately, Testosterone isn't as provocative as its premise or its title.
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
December 10, 2004
A tonal car wreck -- the equivalent of Chuck Norris crashing though the pages of an Isabel Allende novel.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press
December 9, 2004
The tone-challenged movie is meant to be a dark comedy, but there are long stretches without laughs.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
December 3, 2004
Broken hearts and testosterone don't mix well with machetes (I think I would have preferred watching the 10 months of romance that they skipped over in the beginning).
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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Tom Maurstad
Dallas Morning News
December 2, 2004
A lackluster and meandering exercise in psycho-sexual provocation.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Eric D. Snider
November 27, 2004
The film's major objective appears to be showing cute men doing suggestive things. But if that's your thing, why not just look at pictures? Why ruin it with a story?
Full Review | Original Score: C
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Achy Obejas
Chicago Tribune
November 26, 2004
This is a movie in which things happen for no reason other than that the director wills them to happen in order for something else to happen, logic be damned.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
November 21, 2004
Woefully shallow.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Sean P. Means
Salt Lake Tribune
November 19, 2004
The male characters are bland, a fatal flaw for a gay movie, while the women - Celina Font, Sonia Braga and Jennifer Coolidge - steal the show.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Laura Kelly
South Florida Sun-Sentinel
November 4, 2004
If you want to see a movie with some real chops about gays in Argentina, rent Wong Kar Wai's still-hip, still-smoldering Happy Together from 1997, and happier you will be.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
Luke Y. Thompson
New Times
October 22, 2004
It's evident that Dean is capable of getting many other good-looking boyfriends if he so desires -- why get so worked up over one who's a jackass?
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Joe Brown
San Francisco Chronicle
October 22, 2004
Heavy on the eye candy, light on plot and logic.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
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Peter Debruge
Miami Herald
October 22, 2004
105 grueling minutes of film noir-inflected nonsense.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
September 29, 2004
Never manages to reconcile its conflicting tones and ultimately lacks the wit necessary to fuel its outlandish plotting.
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