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  • Nick Persons: (Lindsey plays crazy frog). No no. Where I'm from, playing stuff like that would get you shot (plays rap instead)
    Nick Persons: No no. Where I'm from, playing stuff like that would get you shot.


  • Lindsey Kingston: [Impressed by Nick and Kevin feeding a deer in the woods] No way! Where's my camera?
    Lindsey Kingston: [impressed by Nick and Kevin feeding a deer in the woods] No way! Where's my camera?


  • Nick Persons: [To Kevin, referring to the deer] See? He's gentle.
    Nick Persons: [to Kevin, referring to the deer] See? He's gentle.


  • Lindsey Kingston: I knew you were lyin'! "Yeah, we're just friends," yeah, right! You're just usin' us to suck up to our mama!
    Lindsey Kingston: I knew you were lyin'! 'Yeah, we're just friends,' yeah, right! You're just usin' us to suck up to our mama!
    Nick Persons: What?!
    Kevin Kingston: Yeah! You're just a dirty horny sex man like all the others! Nasty man! You're a nasty BAD man!
    Nick Persons: Look! I tried to do your mama a favor ya little booger!
    Kevin Kingston: You probably wanna kiss her, don't you?


  • Nick Persons: Now look, drivin' you two gremlins on New Year's Eve for over 300 miles was never on the agenda, okay? We just drove across town and y'all done messed up my door! So now I got to lay down some rules. Rule #--
    Lindsey Kingston: [Takes out a paper and pen to write the rules down]
    Lindsey Kingston: [takes out a paper and pen to write the rules down]
    Nick Persons: Rule #1: Don't touch the climate control. Rule #2: Don't kick the seat. Rule #3: Don't play with toys!
    Lindsey Kingston: Can I play with my pizza coupon?
    Nick Persons: No sassin' me! No eatin' in the car, no drinkin' in the car, and no smokin'!
    Kevin Kingston: I don't smoke!
    Nick Persons: Good. Don't start on my watch. I don't want y'all to touch the radio. I don't even want ya to sniff the new car smell. I want you to sit yourselves down on that protective plastic and be seen, not heard. Comprende?
    Lindsey Kingston: [Raises hand to speak]
    Lindsey Kingston: [raises hand to speak]
    Nick Persons: Ah-ah. [Gestures Lindsey to zip her lip; Lindsey rolls her eyes]
    Nick Persons: Ah-ah. [gestures Lindsey to zip her lip; Lindsey rolls her eyes]


  • Nick Persons: Watch what you doin'! Watch the spinners! You're messin' my spinners!
    Kevin Kingston: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, you can't catch us!
    Nick Persons: [Cries] No!
    Nick Persons: [cries] No!
    Kevin Kingston: [Laughs and points at Nick]
    Kevin Kingston: [laughs and points at Nick]


  • Nick Persons: [To Kevin] Hey, hey, hey! Off the glass! Off the glass! [To Lindsey] And you, open up this door!
    Nick Persons: [to Kevin] Hey, hey, hey! Off the glass! Off the glass! [to Lindsey] And you, open up this door!
    Lindsey Kingston: You forgot the magic word!
    Nick Persons: Open this damn door!
    Kevin Kingston: Ooh! You just swore again! Lindsey, he just swore again!
    Nick Persons: So what? Hey. I'm not playin' with you.
    Lindsey Kingston: You can't make us do anything.
    Nick Persons: Hey! THIS IS MY CAR! YOU HEAR ME, LITTLE GIRL?! THIS IS MY CAR!


  • Nick Persons: I tried to do your mama a favor, ya little booger!


  • Nick Persons: Yo, yo, yo, yo.
    Marty: Hey! Hey, it's Marty! What's up, man? How's it goin' with those stupid little brats you got with ya? Remember this: If the kids hate ya, the mama won't date ya!
    Nick Persons: [Hangs up] Man!
    Nick Persons: [hangs up] Man!
    Marty: Where'd ya go? What, you in a tunnel? Are-- hello! [Hangs up]
    Marty: Where'd ya go? What, you in a tunnel? Are-- hello! [hangs up]


  • Kevin Kingston: [Nick is fighting the deer] Give him the look, Nick! Give him the look!


  • Nick Persons: Bambi! Come on now! Bambi!


  • Nick Persons: You wanna piece of me?!


  • Lindsey Kingston: Baby. [Sticks her tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Baby. [sticks her tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Big baby. [Sticks his tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Big baby. [sticks his tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Bigger baby. [Sticks her tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Bigger baby. [sticks her tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Giant baby. [Sticks his tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Giant baby. [sticks his tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Enormous baby. [Sticks her tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Enormous baby. [sticks her tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Humongous baby. [Sticks his tongue out]
    Kevin Kingston: Humongous baby. [sticks his tongue out]
    Lindsey Kingston: Colossal baby.


  • Nick Persons: Snitch.


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