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Stealth Reviews

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Christian Toto
Washington Times
August 8, 2005
Stealth offers the kind of razzle dazzle action Michael Bay only thinks he creates.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
Luke Y. Thompson
Los Angeles CityBeat
August 5, 2005
Boy, that Jessica Biel sure is hot. And, boy, those videogames sure are fun. So, if you like Jessica Biel and videogames, go see Stealth
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
August 5, 2005
Has little more than color and motion going for it.
Audrey Rock-Richardson
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
August 5, 2005
Completely oblivious to it's own inherent stupidity.
Full Review| Original Score: D
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals
August 4, 2005
A premise with paltry propulsion.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Lori Hoffman
Atlantic City Weekly
August 4, 2005
The scent of scorched popcorn movie is in the air ...
Full Review| Original Score: bomb
Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly
August 4, 2005
The blueprints for Stealth called for long-forgotten spare parts, and the end result will likely cause a box-office crash.
| Original Score: 1/4
Jonathan R. Perry
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)
August 3, 2005
Witless but marginally watchable for almost 70 minutes of its bloated 120-minute length - until it begins to take itself entirely too seriously.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
August 3, 2005
So cosmically god-awful that it raises the bar for such upcoming titles as Dukes of Hazzard, Deuce Bigalow and SuperCross.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
Neil Smith
August 3, 2005
Full of explosive mayhem and pulse-quickening aerial combat, this high-flying action romp offers polished, if derivative entertainment.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Top Critic
Ed Halter
Village Voice
August 2, 2005
If we're going to be fighting the war on terror in perpetuity, could we at least get better movies out of it?
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat
August 2, 2005
A movie filled with dumb moments.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
August 1, 2005
Young, dumb and full of fun.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Jackie K. Cooper
August 1, 2005
Flies completely under the entertainment radar
Full Review| Original Score: 3/10
Top Critic
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
August 1, 2005
Cohen undermines his own effort to make a 21st century Top Gun by using so many quick cuts and zooms that we can't even appreciate the action sequences. I almost got motion sickness.
Steve Crum
August 1, 2005
The movie's shallow script, plastic acting, and Fourth of July explosions seem more appropriate for a pricey boxed game at Best Buy.
Full Review| Original Score: D-
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews
July 31, 2005
It seems as if it were a video game gone amok.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Harvey S. Karten
July 31, 2005
The noise is so headache-inducing that we welcome even the silly dialogue that forms at least part of the movie when the characters are on the ground.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Erik Childress
July 31, 2005
Rob Cohen Has Officially Killed More Brain Cells Than Drugs & Alcohol
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette
July 31, 2005
Stealth is a 'check your brain at the door' sort of action film for those who just want the amusement park ride... and don't worry about whether it makes any sense
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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