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  • The Wolf: Oh, you got me. I'm a poodle.


  • The Wolf: What... Have I done?


  • Twitchy: CAFFEINE BABY!!! WAHOO!!
    Twitchy: CAFFEINE BABY! WAHOO!


  • The Woodsman: Paul's Bunion Cream has the sooting formula to make the bunions Head for the hills
    The Woodsman: Paul's Bunion Cream has the sooting formula to make the bunions Head for the hills.


  • Boingo: You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! I'm done dancing for the man! The Muffin Man! And Granny! They can both take a hike! I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again!


  • Boingo: [Singing] Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more / 'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods / Oh yeah, I said I'm gonna be top of the woods / Let's bring it on home! / I said I'm gonna be / Top of the woods / You've been hoodwinked, baby! / Oh, yeah
    Boingo: [singing] Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more / 'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods / Oh yeah, I said I'm gonna be top of the woods / Let's bring it on home! / I said I'm gonna be / Top of the woods / You've been hoodwinked, baby! / Oh, yeah


  • Boingo: [After defeating Red] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?!
    Boingo: [after defeating Red] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?


  • Boingo: Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby.


  • Boingo: [While fighting Red in his lair] Ha! You hit like a girl!
    Boingo: [while fighting Red in his lair] Ha! You hit like a girl!


  • Boingo: Just put: "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo."
    Boingo: Just put: 'To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo.'


  • Boingo: Hey, Red! Oh, nice outfit! Always red with you. You must be an autumn.


  • Twitchy: Never trust a bunny!


  • The Wolf: You know how to get to Granny's?
    Boingo: Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut.
    The Wolf: [To Twitchy] You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
    The Wolf: [to Twitchy] You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
    Boingo: Over the woods and through the river... no, you don't wanna go through the river. You'll get all wet.
    The Wolf: You see, Twitchy? You get lemons, make lemonade.


  • The Wolf: Now THIS is a shortcut!


  • Twitchy: Watchee lookee!
    The Wolf: As God is my witness, you will learn to speak. Oh, look, a way out!
    Twitchy: But-- but that's what I was-- [sighs]
    Twitchy: But, but that's what I was... [sighs]


  • Twitchy: I don't drink coffee!


  • Woolworth the Sheep: Sweet gal. Not like that Bo Peep.


  • Boingo: No, no, no. Not prison.
    Twitchy: Say parcheesi! [Takes a picture of Boingo]
    Twitchy: Say parcheesi! [takes a picture of Boingo]
    Boingo: Not prison! NOT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!
    Boingo: Not prison! No for a cute little bunny rabbit!


  • Boingo: End of the line, ladies! [Laughs evilly]
    Boingo: End of the line, ladies! [laughs evilly]


  • Red: I always did like happily ever afters.


  • Nicky Flippers: Why do they call you Red?
    Red: Why do they call you Flippers?
    Nicky Flippers: [Has a flashback of him dancing at a disco club] No reason.
    Nicky Flippers: [has a flashback of him dancing at a disco club] No reason.
    Red: They call me Red because of this red hood I wear.
    Nicky Flippers: What if you're not wearing it?
    Red: [Pause] I usually wear it.
    Red: [pause] I usually wear it.


  • Red: They call me Red because of this red hood I wear.


  • Granny: Well, what's your name?
    Boingo: Umm... just put "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo!" And then, like, put some Xs and Os and a little smiley face.
    Boingo: Umm... just put 'To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo!' And then, like, put some X's and O's and a little smiley face.


  • Granny: Fo' shizzle!


  • Granny: Use the hood, Red! Use the hood!


  • Red: You're crazy!
    Boingo: Maybe so. But I'm top of the woods now, baby!


  • Boingo: Hey, Puckett! Little Red's gonna take a ride! And there ain't... no... brakes!


  • Boingo: You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in five years?"
    Boingo: You ask yourself, 'Where do I see me in five years?'
    Red: How about behind bars?
    Boingo: Red! Oh! Hey, Red! What are you-- you spoiled the surprise!
    Red: You're the bandit!
    Boingo: [pause] Surprise!


  • Red: I'm walkin' outta here with those recipes.
    Boingo: Really?
    Red: Yeah.


  • Red: Whoa! What big hands you have!
    The Wolf: Oh. All the better to scratch my back with.


  • Red: Hi-ya!


  • The Woodsman: Oooohhh!


  • The Woodsman: I have to go and find the little woodsman in me!
    Boingo: OK. Well, tell him I said hello!


  • Boingo: Tell him I said hello!


  • Boingo: It's not easy being in the goody business these days, huh?


  • Boingo: [Pointing at Red] You've been hoodwinked, baby!
    Boingo: [pointing at Red] You've been hoodwinked, baby!


  • Granny: AHAAAAAA!!!
    Granny: AHAAAA!


  • Granny: Bring it, honey.


  • Granny: Who's that? Who's there?


  • Granny: BONSAI!


  • Boingo: Let's see your the brains ...and..you ..must,not be the brains..
    Boingo: Let's see, you're the brains... and you must, not be the brains.
    Boingo: I see that stray dog is still following you
    Boingo: I see that stray dog is still following you.


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