Date Movie Reviews

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December 26, 2006
[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.
February 23, 2006
These are sight gags best appreciated with a blindfold.
February 22, 2006
You have to be hungry for comedy that's salty and loud, that hits your palate with all the delicacy of hot grease. If you're in that mood, a handful of these jokes will likely be just what you crave.
February 22, 2006
This crass drag of a dud at best manages to elicit just a couple of half-hearted chuckles over the course of its 80-minute allotment.
February 21, 2006
It's kind of amazing that a joke-a-second comedy like Date Movie doesn't contain a single laugh, but what's there has been so thoroughly focus-grouped and market-tested that no joy escapes the vacuum.
February 21, 2006
The targets here are Hollywood's bubbleheaded romantic comedies, but director Aaron Setzer (who co-wrote the script with Jason Friedling) doesn't satirize the genre's familiar tropes so much as merely re-stage familiar scenes.
January 16, 2018
Date Movie is the worst movie I have ever seen. I really mean that.
April 29, 2009
It's painful.
April 23, 2009
Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.
November 20, 2008
It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.
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