Adam & Steve - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Adam & Steve Quotes

  • Mary: This is a crack meeting, tonight's topic is crack!


  • Mary: I used to be a bi-polar crack addict, but now I am just bi-polar. Yay!!!!
    Mary: I used to be a bi-polar crack addict, but now I am just bi-polar. Yay!


  • Rhonda: Silence! Sober Ones!!!
    Rhonda: Silence! Sober Ones!


  • Fiona: You know, Jesus was a Jew.


  • Rhonda: it's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here
    Rhonda: It's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here.


  • Rhonda: Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.


  • Rhonda: Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.


  • Rhonda: I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!


  • Michael: Were you "fat"? Or "Circus Fat"?
    Michael: Were you 'fat'? or 'circus fat'?


  • Michael: Your best friend is cute...She's kinda a bitch though right?
    Adam: Yeah
    Adam: Yeah.


Find More Movie Quotes