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Superhero Movie Quotes

  • Uncle Albert: Ah! The rituals of Man-hood. Today, you have your first beer. And tomorrow we'll circumcise you.

  • Lance Landers: Watch were your going in slow motion, nerd
    Lance Landers: Watch were your going in slow motion, nerd.
    Lance Landers: Watch where you're going in slow motion, nerd.

  • Lou Landers (aka Hourglass): Titanium Blades, They can cut through diamonds!
    Rick Riker (aka Dragonfly): ...I'm not wearing any diamonds!

  • Uncle Albert: How can you say that? I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did!

  • Aunt Lucille: Oh, and shave your pubes, no one wants to go down on a tumbleweed.

  • Uncle Albert: and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina
    Uncle Albert: There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.

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