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  • Will Hayes: I forgot to tell you the happy ending
    Will Hayes: I forgot to tell you the happy ending.
    Maya Hayes: What is it?
    Will Hayes: You.


  • Emily: I slept with Charlie.
    Will Hayes: I thought we had a plan.
    Emily: You had a plan.
    Will Hayes: [after a while] You're killing me.
    Will Hayes: You're killing me.
    Emily: No, I'm not. I'm letting you go.


  • April: No one walks away from Paco!


  • Maya Hayes: Look. I know love isn't a fairytale.


  • April: "I see you've been eating noodles!"
    April: I see you've been eating noodles!


  • April: You're the toilet paper guy.
    Will Hayes: Will Hayes: Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to call me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girls name.
    Will Hayes: Yes, I am in fact the toilet paper guy, but feel free to call me the bagel-and-coffee guy. Or, Todd in accounting calls me Chrystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girls name.


  • Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women. What?
    Maya Hayes: Whats the boy word for slut?
    Will Hayes: Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.
    Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.


  • April: Well, you're right about one thing. He certainly gets women.


  • Will Hayes: You should go to life rehab or something like that.


  • Summer Hartley: Dumped me for a sophomore. Told me it was for my own good.
    Will Hayes: Everybody seems to be using that line these days.


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