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  • Zack Brown: Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.
    Delaney: Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.
    Zack Brown: No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Magnus G (3 years ago)

  • Zack: Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?
    ‐ Submitted by Zaenal A (4 years ago)

  • Zack: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (4 years ago)

  • Barry: I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Scene.
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (4 years ago)

  • Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?
    Brandon: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (4 years ago)

  • Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (4 years ago)

  • Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (4 years ago)

  • Zack: Swallow my Cockaccino.
    ‐ Submitted by Josť Maria A (5 years ago)

  • Bubbles: Can he slap her ass a little?
    Zack: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!
    ‐ Submitted by Mandal T (5 years ago)

  • Zack: I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
    Brandon: Guilty as charged.
    ‐ Submitted by Mandal T (5 years ago)

  • Miri Linky: The Dutch Rudder?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)