Zack Brown: Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.
Delaney: Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.
Zack Brown: No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.


Zack: Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?


Zack: give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and i'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy magiver.
Zack: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.


Barry: I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Scene.


Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as...what was it?
Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?
Brandon: You Better Shut Your Mouth Before I Fuck It
Brandon: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.


Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!


Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money
Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.


Zack: SWALLOW MY COCKACCINO!
Zack: Swallow my Cockaccino.


Bubbles: Can he slap that ass a little
Bubbles: Can he slap her ass a little?
Zack: Don't be a perv!
Zack: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!


Zack: I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon: Guilty as charged
Brandon: Guilty as charged.


Miri Linky: The Dutch Rudder?