Zack and Miri Make a Porno Quotes
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Zack Brown: Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.Delaney: Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.Zack Brown: No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.
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Zack: Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?
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Zack: give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and i'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy magiver.Zack: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.
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Barry: I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Scene.
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Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as...what was it?Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?Brandon: You Better Shut Your Mouth Before I Fuck ItBrandon: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
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Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!
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Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of moneyZack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.
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Zack: SWALLOW MY COCKACCINO!Zack: Swallow my Cockaccino.
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Bubbles: Can he slap that ass a littleBubbles: Can he slap her ass a little?Zack: Don't be a perv!Zack: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!
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Zack: I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?Brandon: Guilty as chargedBrandon: Guilty as charged.
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Miri Linky: The Dutch Rudder?