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  • Hiccup: This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We've got hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons.


  • Snotlout: Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?
    Gobber: I believe in learning on the job.


  • Hiccup: Thank you for nothing you useless reptile.


  • Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself.


  • Tuffnut: Get your hand off my shield!
    Ruffnut: There's like a million other shields.
    Tuffnut: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
    Ruffnut: [hits Tuffnut with the shield] Oops! Now this one has blood on it.


  • Fishlegs: Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now!


  • Astrid: [to Hiccup] Is this some type of joke to you? Our parent's war is about to become ours. Pick what side your on.


  • Snotlout: Love on the battlefield!


  • Gobber: All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [Puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]
    Gobber: All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]
    Snotlout: Whoa, whoa, aren't you gonna teach us first?
    Gobber: I believe in learning on the job. [Pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]
    Gobber: I believe in learning on the job. [pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]


  • Stoick: I take him fishing and he goes hunting for trolls!
    Gobber: Trolls exist! They take your socks but only the left ones.


  • Hiccup: You just gestured to all of me.
    Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me!


  • Hiccup: You just pointed to all of me.
    Hiccup: You just gestured to all of me.


  • Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for scaring me.
    Hiccup: Wha.. is it always going to be this way? Is... [gets a full-on kiss by Astrid] I could get used to it.


  • Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for kidnapping me. [pauses, then quickly kisses Hiccup] That's for... everything else.


  • Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
    Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.


  • Stoick: Turns out all we needed was a little more of this.
    Hiccup: You just gestured to all of me.


  • Stoick: They have killed hundreds of us
    Hiccup: ....We have killed thousands of them


  • Hiccup: Thank you, for summing that up
    Hiccup: [sarcastically] Thank you for summing that up.


  • Hiccup: Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!


  • Hiccup: Everything we know about them was wrong
    Hiccup: Everything we know about them was wrong.


  • Hiccup: Pain... love it.


  • Gobber: If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop… this.
    Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me.


  • Hiccup: Ta-ta-dah, we're dead...


  • Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.


  • Stoick: We're Vikings, it's an occupational hazard.


  • Hiccup: "You just gestured to all of me!"
    Hiccup: You just gestured to all of me!


  • Gobber: I don't think this thing's got a blind spot!


  • Hiccup: Everything we know about them, is wrong.


  • Hiccup: Well, whatever! I wouldn't! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.
    Astrid: First to ride one, though...


  • Gobber: Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
    Hiccup: Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... (flexing) this!
    Hiccup: Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this!
    Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?


  • Hiccup: You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained! There will be consequences!
    Hiccup: You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... 'Viking-ness' contained! There will be consequences!
    Gobber: I'll take my chances.


  • Fishlegs: Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...


  • Snotlout: I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop the legs off every dragon I fight! With my FACE!


  • Gobber: Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the store. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself - what could possibly go wrong?


  • Hiccup: Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had (Toothless takes fish)....teeth.
    Hiccup: Huh...toothless. I could have sworn you had [Toothless takes fish] ...teeth.


  • Astrid: *hits with axe*
    Hiccup: Why would you do that?
    Astrid: That's for tricking me. *Hits with axe again* That's for everything else.


  • Hiccup: Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to LIKE us!


  • Hiccup: He never listens.
    Gobber: Oh yeah it runs in the family.
    Hiccup: And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. <mocking Stoick> Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.
    Hiccup: And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. [mocking Stoick] Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.
    Gobber: Now you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
    Hiccup: ...Thank you for summing that up.
    Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up.


  • Stoick: Winter is almost here and I've got an entire village to feed!
    Hiccup: Well between me and you the village could use a little less feeding.


  • Hiccup: hiccup you just gesterd to all of me . goober yes stop being all of you.
    Hiccup: Hiccup you just gestured to all of me.


  • Hiccup: Thanks for nothing you useless reptile.
    Hiccup: Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile.


  • Tuffnut: Take that shield, it has a flower on it, girls like flowers!
    Ruffnut: (Hit with shield) Oops, now this on has blood on it...


  • Fishlegs: I'm okay! (splat) ...Less okay
    Fishlegs: I'm okay! (splat) Less okay.


  • Tuffnut: You were wise to seek help from the worlds most. deadly. weapon.......it's me.
    Tuffnut: You were wise to seek help from the worlds most deadly weapon.
    Tuffnut: It's me.


  • Gobber: Nice of you to join the party, thought you'd been carried off.
    Gobber: Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
    Hiccup: Who, me? No, come on,l'm Way too muscular for their taste. They Wouldn't know What to do With all this.
    Hiccup: Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [gesturing to himself and flexing]
    Gobber: Well..!!, They need toothpicks, don't they?
    Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?


  • Hiccup: You caught me, I've been making outfits! Take me back to the village.


  • Gobber: Trolls exist. They steal your socks...but only the left ones....what's with that?
    Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?


  • Stoick: This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
    Hiccup: I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just... kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.
    Hiccup: I can't stop myself! I see a dragon and I have to just, kill it, you know? It's who I am, Dad.


  • Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
    Hiccup: Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!


  • Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.


  • Hiccup: Not so fireproof on the inside, are you?


  • Fishlegs: Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now.


  • Snotlout: "I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight, with my face."
    Snotlout: I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight, with my face.


  • Hiccup: Huh..toothless? I could've sworn you had...teeth.


  • Hiccup: Okay! You got me, I've been making outfits!


  • Hiccup: [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.


  • Hiccup: Thank you for the breast-hat.


  • Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.


  • Snotlout: I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot, i'll chop off the legs of every dragon i fight, with my FACE.
    Tuffnut: I hope i get some serious burns!


  • Hiccup: Pain, love it.


  • Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up.


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