Journey to the Center of the Earth Reviews
The story is pretty retarded and predictable. This was relised the same year as that 3D one with Brendan Fraser and the story is a bit different. We have these buch lesbain scientists going on a little mission, to some where, I don't know where because the film never tells us. And they some how end up in the Center of the Earth, oh spooky. Meanwhile, this other scientist and errr another scientist build a big drill to drill to the center to save these buch lesbians. There is your story and there are so many things wrong with it:
First off none on the character are indroduced, they don't have a name or a back story so why the fuck should we care what happens to them? No, I'm sorry I'm lieing; one of them indroduced, her name is Gretchen and you'll hear that name alot.
Secondly, the actoin is just Oh My God, that is crap, what the fuck is happening; and that poster is a lie. There are only 2 "things" in the film, a T-Rex and some bad CGI spiders.
Thirdly, something that really bugged me, was that they kept refering to the T-Rex as a "thing" and then half way through they then started to call it a dinosour, what happened did they suddenly just find out what it was? Retarded script.
Forthly, we kept getting random shots of this fat guy, wearing a commanda outfit, smoking a pipe, while this random woman was behind him doing fuck-all, what the hell was the point in those shots?
Fithly, at the end one of the characters says that "3 people have died on this mission" well no, from what I recall 2 people died (one got crushed and another exploded), did the script writters even re-read there script?
Sixthly, like I said one of the characters exploded, in a shower of blood, yet when we get back to base, they all have green goo on them, last scene it was blood. Blood = red, not green. Did they run out of red blood or something?
Seventhly, when a character died, no one seemed upset and then they just forgot about them and when they got back to the base they were all happy and laughing, despite 2 mins ago one of the character exploded, do they have no feelings?
Number 8, also at the end this Gretchen girl got off with this random grandad in this red shirt, what the fuck. We don't even know this guy I just randomly goes up to her, starts kissing her and well she just actceps it.
I'm not going to go on; but believe me I have lots of other things to nip-pick.
The acting is crap, I'm not going to go into detail, it's just crap, moving on....
The script is shit, it has no logic, no one, but one person has a name. The CGI is laughable, the pacing is so slow and boring, that I was really tempted to turn it off. Also, a big clue on how shit this film is, is that the company is called The Asylum; um Asylum - crazy people, yes crazy people made this, it makes sence now.
Overall; it's just a shit B-movie. It's not at all entertaining, has a crap script, poor direction, shit acting and every film the Asylum has made is shit and why do they keep making films? Oh yeh just to tell you, this is the same friend who made me watch Twisted and this film is worse then Twisted.......