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  • Mrs. Fox: You are a quote unquote fantastic mr. Fox.
    Mrs. Fox: You are a quote unquote fantastic Mr. Fox.
    Mr. Fox: I try.


  • Ash: Wheres my bandit hat!


  • Franklin Bean: They took everything?


  • Mr. Fox: Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.


  • Rat: That's my job!


  • Ash: I weight less than a slice of bread.


  • Franklin Bean: You wrote a bad song, Petey!


  • Franklin Bean: "You wrote a bad song, Petey!"
    Franklin Bean: You wrote a bad song, Petey!


  • Mrs. Fox: Ash! Let's get cracking!
    Ash: I'm sick.
    Mrs. Fox: Your not sick.
    Ash: I have a temperature.
    Mrs. Fox: You don't have a temperature.
    Ash: I don't wanna go.
    Mrs. Fox: Hurry up, your gonna be late. (Ash walks to get ready)
    Mrs. Fox: Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]


  • Ash: I can fight my own fights.
    Kristofferson: No you can`t.


  • Mr. Fox: Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don’t want to live in a hole anymore, and I’m going to do something about it.
    Mr. Fox: Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.


  • Bean's Son: Dads on fire!!
    Bean's Son: Dads on fire!


  • Mrs. Fox: I know what it's like to feel different.
    Ash: I'm not different, am I?
    Mrs. Fox: We all are -- him especially -- but thereâ??s something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
    Mrs. Fox: We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?


  • Ash: What's the 'K' for?
    Agnes: It's for pep.
    Ash: Pep? It's a 'K'!
    Agnes: We're going steady.


  • Ash: I'm here to rescue you.
    Kristofferson: I've got mixed feelings about that.


  • Ash: Am I getting better, Coach?
    Coach Skip: Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.


  • Mrs. Fox: [breaking the silence] Another book party?
    Mr. Fox: Oh! I didn't see you sitting in the dark there. [smiles nervously]


  • Mrs. Bean: How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
    Franklin Bean: I don't know, two I guess.
    Mrs. Bean: But you drank two yesterday, though.
    Franklin Bean: Alright, take three.
    Mrs. Bean: [ponders] Nope. Two's plenty.


  • Mr. Fox: You've aged badly, Rat.
    Rat: You gettin' a little long-in-the-tooth yourself, partner.


  • Kristofferson: I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
    Mr. Fox: Why not?
    Kristofferson: Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
    Mr. Fox: Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem.
    Kylie: Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us either.
    Mr. Fox: We're not taking a boat!
    Mr. Fox: We're not taking a vote!


  • Ash: What's that stand for?
    Agnes: Huh? Uh, it for...it's for "Pep."
    Agnes: Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
    Ash: Pep? It's a "K."
    Ash: Pep? It's a 'K.'
    Agnes: ...we're going steady.
    Agnes: We're going steady.


  • Beaver's Son: Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
    Kristofferson: I beg your pardon?
    Beaver's Son: What's that mean?
    Kristofferson: That means "I didn't understand what you just said", a wet sandwich?
    Kristofferson: That means 'I didn't understand what you just said', a wet sandwich?
    Kristofferson: That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?


  • Mr. Fox: Weasel! Mustela nivalis! [shakes Stan]
    Weasel: Stop yelling!


  • Franklin Bean: Why did he write this with letters cut out of magazines?
    Walter Boggis: I don't know, but you did the same thing.


  • Mr. Fox: You scared the cuss out of us!


  • Ash: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You guys think I can never do anything! Well, maybe you're right.
    Ash: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!


  • Beaver's Son: Why'd you take your shoes off?
    Kristofferson: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.


  • Ash: You're supposed to be my lab partner.
    Agnes: I am your lab partner.
    Ash: No you're not. You're disloyal.


  • Mr. Fox: I understand what your saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice.


  • Kristofferson: (angrily throws acorn on floor; it bounces into the bowl he's holding) Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go meditate for half an hour.


  • Kylie: Apple Juice.... Apple juice flood
    Kylie: Apple Juice. Apple juice flood.


  • Rat: Y'all are trespassing now...illegally.
    Rat: Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.


  • Kylie: Okay!
    Mr. Fox: This is kind of a big deal, so don't just say "Okay!"
    Mr. Fox: This is kind of a big deal, so don't just say 'Okay!'
    Kylie: Okay, well thank you.


  • Mrs. Fox: If what I think is happening, is happening...It'd better not be.


  • Badger: The cuss you are...
    Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?!
    Badger: No, you cussing with ME?!
    Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
    Badger: You'll cuss someone but me!
    Mr. Fox: No, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!


  • Ash: There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
    Kristofferson: It's just-
    Ash: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
    Kristofferson: Never mind.
    Ash: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!


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