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Overly serious and incomprehensibly edited, Ninja Assassin fails to live up to the promise of its title.
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Ben Kenigsberg
A garish and poorly filmed chop-socky frolic that makes about as much sense as an Escher painting viewed through Vaseline-smudged Ray-Bans. January 22, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
A garish and poorly filmed chop-socky frolic that makes about as much sense as an Escher painting viewed through Vaseline-smudged Ray-Bans.
David Jenkins
Ninja Assassin is final proof that the once innovative Wachowski Brothers have indeed lost their creative mojo. January 22, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Ninja Assassin is final proof that the once innovative Wachowski Brothers have indeed lost their creative mojo.
Kevin Maher
The fight scenes are uninspired and I suspect post-pubescent audiences will be very bored. January 22, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
The fight scenes are uninspired and I suspect post-pubescent audiences will be very bored.
Peter Bradshaw
The fight scenes are mostly great. And Rain, so dashing in Speed Racer, is something to behold. His precisely rippled and defined body is awe-inspiring. January 22, 2010 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
The fight scenes are mostly great. And Rain, so dashing in Speed Racer, is something to behold. His precisely rippled and defined body is awe-inspiring.
Sukhdev Sandhu
It truly wouldn't take much - a minor re-edit, a few arch looks to camera, a wiseacre sidekick named 'Shortballs' - to inch this utterly mystifying throwback into spoof territory. January 22, 2010
It truly wouldn't take much - a minor re-edit, a few arch looks to camera, a wiseacre sidekick named 'Shortballs' - to inch this utterly mystifying throwback into spoof territory.
Adam Lee Davies
The film has all of the elements I want out of a ninja movie, which is basically a crap load of ninjas and an excessive amount of ninja fights. In this incarnation, apparently every time a ninja does pretty much anything, blood explodes. July 14, 2020 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…
The film has all of the elements I want out of a ninja movie, which is basically a crap load of ninjas and an excessive amount of ninja fights. In this incarnation, apparently every time a ninja does pretty much anything, blood explodes.
Brent McKnight
Nothing more than an excuse for violent ninja fighting with a huge body count and plenty of blood - real and CGI. July 21, 2012 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Nothing more than an excuse for violent ninja fighting with a huge body count and plenty of blood - real and CGI.
Kevin Carr
Ninja Assassin re-opens the door to a genre that has either been absorbed into conventional action movies via pilfered fight choreography or completely forgotten as a viable, creative foundation for interesting stories. February 15, 2012 | Full Review…
Ninja Assassin re-opens the door to a genre that has either been absorbed into conventional action movies via pilfered fight choreography or completely forgotten as a viable, creative foundation for interesting stories.
Todd Gilchrist
It would be hard to expect any surprises from a film called Ninja Assassin, but on the other hand, it would be hard to be disappointed by it either. It does exactly what it says on the tin. April 20, 2011 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…
It would be hard to expect any surprises from a film called Ninja Assassin, but on the other hand, it would be hard to be disappointed by it either. It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Joshua Starnes
Quote not available. April 4, 2011 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…
Dave White
Has too much story for one movie and ends as merely a mildly entertaining ninja actioner... April 2, 2011 | Full Review…
Has too much story for one movie and ends as merely a mildly entertaining ninja actioner...
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