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The Three Stooges Quotes

  • J-Wowww: Hey that's assault!
    Moe Howard: Yeah well here's the pepper [SMACK]
    Moe Howard: Yeah well here's the pepper!


  • Sister Mary-Mengele: Shut up! This isn't "The Sound of Music"!
    Sister Mary-Mengele: Shut up! This isn't 'The Sound of Music'!


  • Sister Mary-Mengele: I save 15% on my car insurance.


  • Moe Howard: What is that gadget?
    Teddy: This is an iPhone.
    Curly Howard: An iPhone? [brings the iPhone to his eye] Hello? Hello? [gives it back] There's nobody there.
    Teddy: Works better on your ear.


  • Larry Fine: Hey, quiet down you two, you're disturing my coffee break!
    Curly Howard: Oh boy! Donuts! Where's mine?
    Moe Howard: They're small! Why don't you have two?
    Curly Howard: Oh, okay!
    Moe Howard: [sticks the donuts into Curly's ears]
    Curly Howard: AH! HATATATATATATATAT! Oh, now look what ya did, Moe! Ya got donuts stuck in my ears!


  • Moe Howard: Curly, go get the chainsaw.
    Curly Howard: Why can't Larry do it?
    Moe Howard: 'Cause he's got a headache.
    Larry Fine: No I don't!
    Moe Howard: [hits Larry on the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?!
    Larry Fine: Yeah, it's comin' on.


  • Moe Howard: Is that Sister Mary Mangela? *Sister Mary Mangela gets hit with a church bell*
    Curly Howard: I dunno, but the face rings a bell!


  • Moe Howard: He's turtle-ing!!! (as Moe throws the dynamite back inside the body cast.)
    Moe Howard: He's turtle-ing! [as Moe throws the dynamite back inside the body cast]


  • Curly Howard: (Changing baby's diaper) You must be French. You've got a lot of oui-oui.
    Curly Howard: [changing baby's diaper] You must be French. You've got a lot of oui-oui.


  • Ling: Clown school is on the 10th floor.


  • Moe Howard: "Hey, Skin tag!"
    Moe Howard: Hey, Skin tag!


  • Moe Howard: Hey, jumbotron!


  • Larry Fine: [Larry mistakenly reads a "Do Not Remove" Sign] Hey look, a donut remova'!
    Larry Fine: [Larry mistakenly reads a 'Do Not Remove' Sign] Hey look, a donut remova'!


  • Ronnie: [Ronnie is slapped by Moe]That's assault!
    Ronnie: [Ronnie is slapped by Moe]vThat's assault!
    Moe Howard: Well here's ya peppah! [Moe Slaps Ronnie again]


  • Lydia: "Those three idiots crashed the party!"
    Lydia: Those three idiots crashed the party!
    Mac: "Who? The Kardashian girls?"
    Mac: Who? The Kardashian girls?


  • Curly Howard: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
    Larry Fine: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!


  • Moe Howard: [After a nun is hit with a giant churchbell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun.
    Moe Howard: [after a nun is hit with a giant churchbell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun.
    Curly Howard: No, but the face rings a bell.


  • Curly Howard: Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
    Ling: Oh.That's a snowman.
    Larry Fine: Yeah...But what's his name?????
    Larry Fine: Yeah...But what's his name?


  • Larry Fine: You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!


  • Curly Howard: nuk nuk nuk
    Curly Howard: Nuk nuk nuk.
    Curly: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.


  • Curly Howard: Oh, Hi-ya Sister Bernice, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?


  • Moe Howard: He's got a headache. [To Larry]
    Moe Howard: He's got a headache. [to Larry]
    Larry Fine: No I don't!
    Moe Howard: [Bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
    Moe Howard: [bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
    Larry Fine: Yeah, It's comin' on.


  • Moe Howard: Mind your P's and Q's!
    Curly Howard: Don't forget to dot the I's!


  • Curly Howard: [Look's into Iphone like its a binocular] Hello? Hello? Nope there's nobody there.
    Curly Howard: [look's into iPhone like its a binocular] Hello? Hello? Nope there's nobody there.


  • Moe Howard: Everybody ready for a good time?


  • Curly Howard: Well the face rings a bell
    Curly Howard: Well the face rings a bell.


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