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  • Aldous Snow: [urging Aaron to put drugs up his rectum] Come on, mate, we ain't got all day. It's not recreational, it's not meant to be a hobby, just get it up there. Close the door behind ya.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Jackie Q: [sung] One, two, three, four, it's just like comin' in the back door. Five, six, seven, eight, uhh, feels great. A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy. Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy. All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies. A ring around my rosy, my pocket's so damn cozy, and my posy, my posy. I'm talking about my asshole.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aaron Green: Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a fucking junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound good but its bullshit.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aaron Green: I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox..
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aaron Green: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: Look. I'm eating my own head.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
    Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
    Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
    Aaron Green: Brunette.
    Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Sergio: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Daphne Binks: I want to have a threesome.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
    ‐ Submitted by Kelly E (3 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: This is not a fucking game Aaron! It's not right, spilling my medicine! This is calm! A couple of minutes ago I was calm with my hand up your asshole! You don't want to be hanging around here for another half an hour son cause I'll be fucking you up!
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter E (3 years ago)

  • Matty: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
    Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
    Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (4 years ago)

  • Sergio: Fucking Ozzy Osbourne's gonna outlive Miley Cyrus.
    ‐ Submitted by Julie O (4 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: My house is going to look like a fu**ing werewolf.
    ‐ Submitted by Directors C (4 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: Your mouth is smiling but your eyes look all sad. Why?
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick B (4 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: I'm Aldous Snow, the rockstar!
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick B (4 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: Your brain is full of lollipops, rainbows, and cheese.
    ‐ Submitted by Patrick B (4 years ago)

  • Aaron Green: [to Aldous Snow] Stop being a bitch and let me get my smoke on.
    ‐ Submitted by Tracy G (4 years ago)

  • Sergio: British Muthafuckas don't die.
    ‐ Submitted by Hasan R (4 years ago)

  • Sergio: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
    ‐ Submitted by Max G (5 years ago)

  • Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to 'African Child'?
    Smiling African Drummer: I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.
    ‐ Submitted by Dean M (5 years ago)

  • Sergio: [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (5 years ago)

  • Sergio: I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
    Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirt mind.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (5 years ago)

  • Sergio: Stop smiling like that. You look like an eight year old who just discovered his first boner.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (5 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts, is that what you want?
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (5 years ago)

  • Daphne Binks: I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch "Gossip Girl."
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Aldous Snow: This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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