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Despicable Me Quotes

  • Vector: Oh poop.


  • Agnes: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die.


  • Bob the Minion: Whaaaaaaatt!?


  • Gru: You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
    Miss Hattie: Do I look like I speak Spanish?
    Gru: You have a face... Como un burro.
    Miss Hattie: Oh! Well, thank you!


  • Gru: Hey mom! I build a rocket based on the macarroni model!
    Gru's Mom: Oooohh.....No.


  • Gru: Hey, Mom, someday i'll go to the moon too.
    Gru's Mom: I'm afraid that's not possible son, NASA is not sending monkeys anymore.


  • Dave the Minion: Ngaaahaaa! Patalaki patalaku Big Boss!!


  • Gru: I said Dart Gun not Fart Gun!


  • Gru: I said DART gun.


  • Vector: Curse you tiny toilet!


  • Gru: Uggghh I hate that guy.


  • Edith: What are you warming up for?
    Vector: Stuff.
    Margo: What sort of stuff?
    Vector: Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
    Agnes: Like sleeping?
    Vector: They are not pyjamas!


  • Agnes: Why are you wearing pyjamas?
    Vector: This aren't pyjamas! Is a warm up suit.


  • Gru's Mom: Okay, I'm out of here. [Kicks the instructor] Hi ya!


  • Edith: Can I drink this?
    Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
    Edith: [Kicks Nefario]
    Dr. Nefario: GRU!


  • Gru: Dave, listen up please! [Minion punches Dave]


  • Gru: Dave, listen up please! [Minion punches Dave]


  • Vector: You wanted to see me dad.
    Mr. Perkins: Oh yes, come in Victor.
    Vector: Actually, Victor was my nerd name. [Stands up] Now its Vector!
    Mr. Perkins: Sit down!


  • Gru: I sit down on the toilet... wait what
    Gru: I sit down on the toilet... wait what?


  • Gru: No!No! Stay away from there. It's fragile. (red liquid coming out)
    Gru: No! No! Stay away from there. It's fragile. [red liquid coming out]
    Margo: (gasp)
    Margo: [gasp]
    Gru: Well , I suppose the plan will work with two.
    Edith: Hey! It's so dark in here.
    Edith: It poke a hole in my juice box.


  • Gru: *calls Dr.Nefario over the phone* Dr. Nefario!
    Gru: [calls Dr.Nefario over the phone] Dr. Nefario!
    Dr. Nefario: Huh?
    Gru: I'm going to need a dozen robots desguised as cookies
    Gru: I'm going to need a dozen robots desguised as cookies.
    Dr. Nefario: What?
    Gru: Cookie Robots!
    Dr. Nefario: Who is this?
    Gru: Oh forget it *shuts phone*
    Gru: Oh forget it. [shuts phone]


  • Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!


  • Agnes: Aw, my caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly.
    Edith: That's a Cheeto.
    Agnes: Oh. *eats Cheeto*


  • Edith: Can I drink this?
    Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?


  • Gru: Assemble the minions!!
    Gru: Assemble the minions!


  • Gru: I love you.


  • Vector: Curse you, tiny toilet!


  • Edith: When we were adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like "Annie".
    Edith: When we were adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like 'Annie'.


  • Gru: Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze, or burp, or fart. So, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
    Agnes: Does this count as annoying? *makes annoying noise*
    Gru: *stops Agnes* Very.


  • Gru: Lightblub.


  • Gru: this is very important you have to get the girl a new unicorn toy
    Gru: This is very important, you have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.
    Mark the Minion: papoy
    Mark the Minion: Eh?


  • Fred McDade: You know dogs do whatever they like
    Fred McDade: You know dogs do whatever they like.
    Gru: Unless they're dead
    Gru: Unless they're dead.


  • Agnes: Oh no, my caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly.
    Edith: Agnes, that's a cheeto.
    Agnes: Oh...[eats cheeto]
    Agnes: Oh... [eats cheeto]


  • Agnes: It's so fluffy I'm going to die! IT'S SO FLUFFY!


  • Gru: We have the Eiffel Tower! (All the minions cheer loudly) The small one from Las Vegas. (All the minions stop cheering)
    Gru: We have the Eiffel Tower! [all the minions cheer loudly] The small one from Las Vegas. [all the minions stop cheering]


  • Gru: I will stuff you all in the crust!


  • Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon
    Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
    Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.


  • Agnes: Pretty please..
    Agnes: Pretty please?
    Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no differnce, still no.
    Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.


  • Agnes: I like him. He's nice.
    Edith: But scary.
    Agnes: Like Santa!


  • Gru: Why must you be so old..
    Gru: Why must you be so old.
    Gru: Why must you be so old?


  • Gru: Knocked over!


  • Dr. Nefario: (Shoots fart gun to a minion and it faints)
    Dr. Nefario: [shoots minion with the fart gun, knocking him out]
    Gru: No no no, I said dart gun not (smells)...... ou what ever.
    Gru: No, no, no. I said dart gun, not- [stops and starts fanning the scent away] Okay.


  • Mr. Perkins: I gave you the opportunity of life time and you just blow it
    Mr. Perkins: I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, and you just blow it!


  • Edith: Uh, it was your cousin's idea!
    Tim the Minion: What?!


  • Agnes: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!
    Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!


  • Gru: Oh yes, my pinky promising.
    Gru: Oh yes, my pinkie promises.


  • Gru: I got the Shrink Ray!
    Dr. Nefario: *remains serious*
    Dr. Nefario: [remains serious]
    Gru: Cotton candy!


  • Agnes: Just one more time, I accidentally closed my eyes.
    Agnes: Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.


  • Edith: it's so fluffffffy!
    Edith: It's so fluffy!


  • Edith: Can I drink this?
    Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?


  • Gru: You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no annoying sounds.
    Agnes: Does this count as annoying.
    Agnes: Does this count as annoying. [puckles her cheeks]
    Gru: Very!


  • Gru: I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet... what?


  • Gru: We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON


  • Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!


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