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  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!


  • Frank D'Amico: You ruined my buisness! You killed every single fucking guy in my payroll! God, I wish I had a son like you.Time for a family reunion.
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size?


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Die Mother fuckers!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.


  • Damon Macready/Big Daddy: now you know how it feels you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.


  • Damon Macready/Big Daddy: take cover child
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Take cover child.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: (narriting) If you think I would have to servive cause I'm talking to you now.. Stop being such a smart ass
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: [narriting] If you think I would have to servive cause I'm talking to you now... Stop being such a smart ass.


  • Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: A world full of superheroes, eh?
    Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: As a great man once said... wait 'til they get a load of me.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.


  • Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now Switch to kryptonite!!!!!
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now Switch to kryptonite!
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now go to Robin's revenge!!!!!
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now go to Robin's revenge!


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Well how do I get a hold of you guys?
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Just contact the mayor's office. He's got this giant light he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.


  • Diner Fight Guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you man?youd rather die for some piece of shit that you dont even fucking know
    Diner Fight Guy 1: The fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: the 3 assholes laying into one guy while everybody else watches? and you wanna know whats wrong with me? yeah id rather die...so bring it on!
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!


  • Marty: Hey, look I'm Todd's mom.
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Oh yeah, this is your dad.
    Marty: No that's still my mom, actually.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: I have 3 million dollars in a suitcase... that long term enough for ya?


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: So, you wanna play?


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Daddy I'm scared.
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Is it gunna hurt bad?
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than...
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: ...seven hundred miles an hour.
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: ...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: I hate getting punched in the chest.
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good.
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh]
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: That doesn't make any sense.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: She has many world-wide slang words which can make this movie alive. The using of cunt,cock,pussy and other combined with the humour of its story make it interesting.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: had i ever been a real superhero? the most i'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking .. with no power, comes no responsibility .. except that wasn't true
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: No doubt about it, I got to get another hat. The most I'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions and a slightly-elevated capacity to take a kicking. With no power comes no responsibility. Except that wasn't true.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Dude, that is one gay looking taser!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: "Show's over, Motherfuckers"
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, Motherfuckers.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: esus, guys, doesnâ??t it bug you? Thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.


  • Frank D'Amico: A bazooka?
    Huge Goon: (looks at him)
    Huge Goon: [looks at him]
    Frank D'Amico: .. ok.
    Frank D'Amico: Okay.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Yeah, your so not what I expected.
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Yeah, you're so not what I expected.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: I'm Kick-Ass!
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Because I am Kick-Ass!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: He's actually pretty good.
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Good at getting his ass kicked. He should call himself Ass-Kick instead.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: That doesn't make any sense.


  • Frank D'Amico: "Mommy, I want a Kick-Ass party!" Dumb little fucks!
    Frank D'Amico: [in falsetto voice] Mommy, I want to have a Kick-Ass party! Dumb little fucks!


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: How do I get a hold of you?
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.


  • Diner Fight Guy 1: The fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?
    Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: ¡Shut up your fucking mouth and pick a weapon!
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Then shut the hell up, and pick your weapon.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Shows over motherfuckers
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.


  • Huge Goon: Fuck this shit, I'm getting my bazooka.


  • Damon Macready/Big Daddy: It's really no more than just a punch in the chest
    Damon Macready/Big Daddy: So at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.


  • Frank D'Amico: I want to send a public service announcement that being a superhero is bad for your health.
    Frank D'Amico: I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a superhero is bad for your health.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Alright, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay you cunts. Let's see what you can do now!


  • Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: A world full of super heros huh? Well as a great man once said...wait 'til they get a load of me.
    Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: As a great man once said, wait 'til they get a load of me.


  • Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: So, you wanna play?


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
    Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.


  • Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings, I gotta tell you, that hurt! But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind. Katie, my dad, Todd and Marty... and all the things I'd never do. Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on "Lost". And if you're reassuring yourself that I'm going to make it through this since I'm talking to you now, quit being such a smart-ass! Hell dude, you never seen "Sin City"? "Sunset Boulevard"? "American Beauty"?


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