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  • Sid: All I know is, I'm out fifty-hundred if she's not in that courtroom on Monday morning.
    Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?
    Sid: You're a good listener.
    Milo Boyd: (laughs and dances for joy)


  • Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
    Nicole Hurley: (laughing) You are a bounty hunter?
    Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.


  • Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
    Milo Boyd: And death is wishing that you had made more.


  • Nicole Hurley: (Milo dumps her in his trunk) No, you have gotta be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be serious!
    Milo Boyd: (shuts the trunk) I'm dead "serious"!


  • Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?
    Nicole Hurley: Yeah.
    Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.


  • Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?
    Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?
    Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?


  • Milo Boyd: (Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk) Nic... Nicole?
    Nicole Hurley: (crying) Please stop...
    Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?
    Nicole Hurley: (still crying) Yeah.
    Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye!
    Milo Boyd: (laughs and hangs up)
    Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!
    Nicole Hurley: (Pounds on the trunk with her fists)
    Milo Boyd: (laughing) Oh, God... so good.


  • Milo Boyd: Nicole, what are you doing in here?
    Nicole Hurley: I'm going to bed?


  • Nicole Hurley: (holds a gun) Don't call me a girl.
    Nicole Hurley: [holds a gun] Don't call me a girl.


  • Nicole Hurley: (smashes the flower pot on the wall in the hotel room in Atlantic City as Milo leaves the room with the bag) Don't you dare leave me like this?.
    Nicole Hurley: [smashes the flower pot on the wall in the hotel room in Atlantic City as Milo leaves the room with the bag] Don't you dare leave me like this?


  • Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!


  • Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go.


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