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Alice in Wonderland Quotes

  • Alice: What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea.


  • The Mad Hatter: You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
    The Mad Hatter: You used to be much more...'muchier.' You've lost your muchness.


  • Alice: This is impossible.
    The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.


  • White Queen: We don't have to fight.
    Red Queen: I know what you're doing. You think you can blink those pretty little eyes and I'll melt, just like Mummy and Daddy did.
    White Queen: Please.
    Red Queen: No! It is my crown! I am the eldest! Jabberwocky!
    Alice: This is impossible.
    The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.


  • Caterpillar: You're almost Alice.


  • Red Queen: It is far better to be feared than loved.


  • Cheshire Cat: I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.


  • The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?


  • The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
    Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.


  • The Mad Hatter: (to Alice)Why is it that you're always too small or too tall?
    The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] Why is it that you're always too small or too tall?


  • Alice: What are you doing?
    Cheshire Cat: It needs to be looked at by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrify.


  • The Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?


  • White Queen: [preparing a concoction] A pinch of worm fat, urine of the horsefly...oh, buttered fingers! [takes one and sniffs it]
    White Queen: [preparing a concoction] A pinch of worm fat, urine of the horsefly... oh, buttered fingers! [takes one and sniffs it]


  • White Queen: You're a little taller than I expected...
    White Queen: You are a little taller than I expected.


  • TweedleDee/TweedleDum: [both pulling Alice in opposite directions] This way! East to Queast!
    TweedleDee/TweedleDum: No, south to Snud!


  • The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have.


  • White Rabbit: Oh, well if it isn't the "wrong Alice!" What brings you here, hmm?
    White Rabbit: Oh, well if it isn't the 'wrong Alice!' What brings you here, hmm?


  • Red Queen: [shouting loudly] Fat boys!
    Red Queen: Ah, there they are. Speak boys, amuse us!
    TweedleDee/TweedleDum: [gesture at each other silently]
    Red Queen: Speak!


  • Red Queen: I need a pig here! [pig slides in front of chair, she puts her feet on it.]
    Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet. [Looks at Alice] Would you like one, Um?
    Alice: No thank you.
    Red Queen: Sit.
    Alice: [looks down at a monkeys holding a cushion]
    Red Queen: Sit! [Alice sits.]
    Red Queen: [to others in the room] Go away!


  • Red Queen: Off with his Head!!!!
    Red Queen: Off with his head!


  • The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!


  • Cheshire Cat: All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.


  • Alice: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.


  • Red Queen: Someone has stolen three of my tarts!


  • Alice: I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot!


  • The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?


  • Red Queen: (talking about Stayne).. He tired to kill me!
    Red Queen: (talking about Stayne) He tired to kill me!


  • March Hare: You're all late for tea!


  • The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
    The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter.


  • The Mad Hatter: to Alice] You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.
    The Mad Hatter: to Alice] You used to be much more, muchier. You've lost your muchness.


  • Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Alice has escaped. [Red Queen slaps him]
    Stayne - Knave of Hearts: On the Bandersnatch. [Red Queen slaps him again]
    Stayne - Knave of Hearts: With the Vorpal Sword. [Red Queen slaps him again]


  • The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
    Alice: A hat?
    The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?


  • The Mad Hatter: You used to be much more ... "muchier." You've lost your muchness.


  • Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.


  • Red Queen: Off with their heads!


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