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  • Roque: Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman.
    Clay: Name one time that I...
    Roque: Amber.
    Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.
    Roque: Amber's husband wasn't the one who shot you.
    Clay: It was only in the leg.


  • Pooch: Where's your gun, Jensen?
    Jensen: It's in the van.
    Pooch: What's it doing there?
    Jensen: Not... much.


  • Cougar: Never touch the hat!


  • Jensen: Can you stand?
    Pooch: I've been shot in *both* of my legs. What kind of dumb-ass question is that, really?
    Jensen: So now we're Mister Grumpy-pants? You know, you're not the only one who got shot today.


  • Jensen: Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted.


  • Jensen: That's right bitches; I got a crossbow!


  • Clay: There's only one way this can end... you die very badly.


  • Clay: What, are you embarrassed to be seen in an American classic?


  • Jensen: Get down on the ground, or I'll blow your heart up with my MIND!


  • Jensen: As the Ancient Tibetan Philosophy states: "Don't start none, won't be none!"
    Jensen: As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states... Don't start none, won't be none!


  • Max: Clay and his unit? Sounds like a porno, Wade.
    Wade: Clay and his unit.
    Max: 'Clay and his unit?' That sounds like a porno, Wade.


  • Max: "It's a sonic dematerialiser, also known as S.N.U.K.E"
    Max: It's a sonic dematerialiser, also known as S.N.U.K.E.


  • Jensen: I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states "Don't start none, won't be none!"


  • Jensen: Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted.


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