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13 Going on 30 Quotes

  • Richard Kneeland: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
    Jenna Rink: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
    Richard Kneeland: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
    Jenna Rink: Thank you.
    Richard Kneeland: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
    Jenna Rink: How long until your balls get totally squished?
    Richard Kneeland: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
    Jenna Rink: Can they hang in there til five?

  • Jenna Rink: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
    Matt Flamhaff: I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you.

  • Matt Flamhaff: You can't just turn back time.
    Jenna Rink: Why not?

  • Jenna Rink: Matty.
    Matt Flamhaff: Yeah?
    Jenna Rink: Arrivederci.
    Matt Flamhaff: I'll see you.
    Jenna Rink: Matt!
    Matt Flamhaff: Yeah? [she gives him a look] Au revoir.

  • Young Matt Flamhaff: Arrivederci.
    Young Jenna Rink: Au revoir.

  • Becky: I like your dress.
    Jenna Rink: That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!

  • Jenna Rink: Becky, can I ask you something?
    Becky: Yeah, sure.
    Jenna Rink: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am.
    Becky: I think that's kinda the point!

  • Jenna Rink: I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!

  • Jenna Rink: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

  • Young Jenna Rink: I don't want to be beautiful in my own way. I want to look like these people.
    Beverly Rink: Oh those aren't people honey, those are models.

  • Jenna Rink: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
    Lucy Wyman: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

  • Lucy Wyman: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.

  • Lucy Wyman: Can you get in the car?
    Jenna Rink: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
    Lucy Wyman: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
    Jenna Rink: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
    Lucy Wyman: Just get in the car.
    Jenna Rink: I don't get in the car with strangers!
    Lucy Wyman: You're being a little paranoid.

  • Matt Flamhaff: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

  • Jenna Rink: I saw his thingy!

  • Richard Kneeland: Who's your daddy?
    Jenna Rink: Wayne Rink!

  • Matt Flamhaff: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
    Jenna Rink: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
    Matt Flamhaff: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

  • Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now.
    Jenna Rink: Umm... plain.
    Jenna Rink: [Arlene looks at her strangely] Peanut? Plain!

  • Jenna Rink: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? cause I totally am.
    Jenna Rink: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

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