22 Jump Street Quotes
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Jenko: Dude, I'm so sorry for being a homophone.
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Deputy Chief Hardy: Do the same thing as last time. Everyone's happy.
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Captain Dickson: What the fuck you all doing you all rashing around here?
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Jenko: My name's Jeff.....Schmidt: Es Jefe, man!
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Schmidt: Not the lamborghini, it's a touch childishJenko: Okay, what do lambos have anything to do with touching children?
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Mercedes: Could you take it to a level of shut up.Schmidt: OH is this the level your looking for.Schmidt: Whispering: Shut the fuck up.
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Improv Student: Ok,we're going to need an audience suggestion. What is something that we would be hungry for and looking to eat?Jenko: Tampons!
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Schmidt: CYN-THEE-UH. Cynthia.
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Zook: Are we wearing the same puka shell necklace?Jenko: Dude, same pukas
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Schmidt: Man, What did you say back there?Jenko: Something CoolSchmidt: Yeah, what did you say?Jenko: Something Cool manSchmidt: Yeah, but what did you sayJenko: I said something cool
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Schmidt: I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.
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Jenko: I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.
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Jenko: Something cool!
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Jenko: You remember me? I'm your best nightmar... I'm your worst nightmare
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Captain Dickson: We jump street...and we're about to jump in your ass.Schmidt: Right in the crack.
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Captain Dickson: We're Jump Street and we're about to jump in your ass.Schmidt: Right in the crack.
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Jenko: We're like a power couple.Schmidt: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes your meaner than like you to be.
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Captain Dickson: You two son of a bitches are going to college!
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Schmidt: Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!Jenko: Is that it?Schmidt: That's my dick!Jenko: What about that?Schmidt: That's my dick also!
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Schmidt: Unh...broke my ass.
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Jenko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.Schmidt: Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.