2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
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Critic Reviews for 2-Headed Shark Attack
One shark. Two heads. Fifteen mostly indistinguishable characters. One star is pushing it.
Audience Reviews for 2-Headed Shark Attack
There's a strong possibility that if, amidst the production turmoil, Steven Spielberg said fuck it while making Jaws, it might've turned out exactly like 2-Headed Shark Attack. If dialogue contributed by a middle school English class, CGI constructed by an unemployed X-Box gamer and boobs, boobs and more boobies (the second best performance next to the shark) are right up your alley, you may get a kick out of this. I just highly recommend you are a drunk while you do so, especially since those involved in the making of this were as well. Full review at http://silverscreenfanatic.com/2014/09/22/what-the-hell-were-they-thinking-38/
See, I'm not going to even waste my time writing a review for this horrible excuse of a movie. But its lack of visuals, acting and common sense just hurt my eyes watching this disaster unfold
Possibly one of the worst films that came out of 2012, you've got some issues if you managed to finishing watching this film without the symptoms of blindness and nausea. Basically a bunch of Jersey Shore characters went on a boat trip and encounter a double headed shark, then it follows the conventional horror film formula. The acting was non-existent, literally, everyone was reading lines, the camera followed the characters as they read lines... The boat was way over occupied by the characters, they even have to stand up... All the characters were annoying, the black chick was the most stereotypical, the screaming girls were just retarded, the hunks were absolutely the worst. I can't express how bad this film really is, Christopher Ray should be sentenced to death penalty.
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