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30 Beats Reviews

July 20, 2012
This umpteenth variation on Schnitzler's classic play La Ronde fails to arouse.
July 19, 2012
In "30 Beats," the conversational foreplay is hopelessly flaccid.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
July 19, 2012
Despite the presence of such actors as Lee Pace, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Kirk, Thomas Sadoski and Paz de la Huerta, there is no character insight allowed by the bumper-car storytelling.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
July 19, 2012
That's all that happens: drift from one unrealized, uninteresting character to another.
July 19, 2012
"30 Beats" goes on to a meandering orgasm of multiple, less-than-dangerous liaisons meant to titillate, fascinate and illuminate. But once the sweat dries, it irritates.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 19, 2012
This wisp of a movie, inspired by Arthur Schnitzler's play "La Ronde," offers only hints of the complicated personalities behind the characters' sleek, well-toned surfaces.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
July 19, 2012
It means to be an interconnected story, in which one coupling leads to another in increasingly ridiculous fashion, until you're not only no longer interested, you're grinding your teeth, hoping it will end.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 19, 2012
Where the original play "La Ronde" was a social satire about the transmission of venereal disease, "30 Beats" is a sickly stepchild.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
July 19, 2012
The jazz-scored pic relies heavily on quirkiness to round out shaky characterizations and inject interest into otherwise forgettable pairings.
July 18, 2012
Under the circumstances, even first-rate New York stage actors like Thomas Sadoski and Justin Kirk seem uncertain and tentative.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
July 17, 2012
The flaccid execution of this promiscuous-New Yorkers circle jerk is more worthy of the clap than a round of applause.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
July 17, 2012
It is absolutely terrible.