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  • Dwayne: We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
    Travis: In his dick?
    Dwayne: No, in his pussy.
    Travis: ...........
    Travis: ...


  • Cop Outside Bank: "Lower your weapons and put your hands on your head... Aww shit"
    Cop Outside Bank: Lower your weapons and put your hands on your head... Aww shit.


  • Chet: Not into rape, just into sliders
    Chet: Not into rape, just into sliders.


  • Chet: Spraying our guns. Spraying our guns.Spraying our guns for the bank robbery. Cuz were going in with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in the face.


  • Dwayne: I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.


  • Nick: Hotlanta? You know I know a little bit about it from rap music, and uh...it sounds like a fucked up place.


  • Chet: Sandra we aint friends no more!


  • Dwayne: Keep the mask on, keep the mask on Jason!


  • Chet: What? You already fuck my sister and I know all the details?
    Chet: You deflowered my sister and I know all the fucking details!


  • Nick: You're twins, did you feel it when I was fucking her?


  • Bank Customer: Why'd you throw this gun at me?! I don't want it.
    Bank Customer: I don't want this gun!


  • Chet: It's like you bought a Mustang and then that Mustang got AIDS
    Chet: It's like, you bought a Mustang and the Mustang got AIDS.


  • Chet: "You have a bomb strapped to your chest and your first thought is to come to a school filled with small children?!?!?"
    Chet: And your first thought, was to come to a school filled with young children.


  • Dwayne: I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
    Dwayne: I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!


  • Dwayne: I liked that bear. I don't even know you.


  • Family Dollar Cashier: Would that be cash or credit for your rape kit?
    Family Dollar Cashier: This gonna be cash or credit for your rape kit?


  • Chet: Last night you ate a lunchable for dinner, you're a man-child!
    Chet: You ate a Lunchables for dinner last night!


  • Chet: Hey, what the hell? You were just sitting here the whole time?
    Nick: I caught the whole show. Really classy move at the end by the way. You put your tongue in her mouth right after you fucked it?
    Chet: Woman is kind enough, to provide me with fellatio services, I'm not just gonna dart out of there, I'm a gentlemen.
    Nick: Have a beer. The alcohol should wash the taste of yourself out of your mouth.


  • Nick: Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer.
    Nick: Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer!


  • Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.


  • Chet: "painting a gun painting a gun painting a gun for the bank robbery cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face" lol
    Chet: [Singing] Painting our guns, painting our guns, painting our guns, for the bank robbery...cuz we're goin with our plastic guns and the cops will shoot us in our face.


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