3 Geezers! (2013) - Rotten Tomatoes

3 Geezers! (2013)





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Follow actor J Kimball (Juno, Spider-man, Up In The Air) as he researches what it's like to be old for a role in an upcoming movie. When he meets the residents at The Coconuts Convalescent Home, he quickly discovers that his perceptions of the elderly may be off from reality. After being on the wrong end of some pranks, J enlists the help of his Hollywood friends (Tim Allen, Scott Caan, Breckin Meyer, Randy Couture, Kevin Pollak) to turn the tides. Mayhem ensues.
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J.K. Simmons
as J. Kimball
Basil Hoffman
as Victor
Scott Caan
as Scott
Breckin Meyer
as Breckin
Lou Beatty Jr.
as Bernard
Sam Raimi
as The Director
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Critic Reviews for 3 Geezers!

All Critics (4) | Top Critics (3)

It is a remarkably unattractive-looking movie.

Full Review… | May 23, 2013
New York Post
Top Critic

This is one terrible movie.

Full Review… | May 22, 2013
New York Times
Top Critic

"3 Geezers" is painful: Simmons tags along doing his best Tim Allen impersonation, which is topped when Tim Allen himself shows up solely so the senior citizens can defecate in his bushes.

Full Review… | May 22, 2013
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

The film's self-aware mockumentary setup indicates that this is all meant to be taken as an exercise in self-deprecating rib-nudging, though the proceedings rarely rise to the occasion.

Full Review… | May 17, 2013
Slant Magazine

Audience Reviews for 3 Geezers!

Pretty much trash. They turned some idiots loose with a video camera and just pressed record. None of the stars in the trailer are in the movie. Do not waste your money. Its not worth watching, even if it were free.

John Strickland
John Strickland

This movie is so bad it made my ears bleed. Only make it through about 1/3 of it before pushing eject. Looked and sounded like a high school project that got a failing score. Tim Allen must really need money to be in this clunker.

Jim Sisk
Jim Sisk

Possibly the worst movie of the past 20 years. I would rather listen to a Jehovah's witness giving a time-share presentation while getting a prostate exam from Shaq than watch this movie again.

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