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3 Ninjas Reviews

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September 2, 2017
I was OBSESSED with this movie in my youth... and now all I can do is cringe...
½ December 5, 2016
Stupid, and pointless! Another rip off of Home Alone, mixed with a martial arts film for kids!
½ August 14, 2016
This sucks! I can't try to make a movie this bad! Making someone watch this is making someone watch child pornography, Everything about it just makes you want to shove a knife through your throat. 0/10, WORST MOVIE EVER!!!
June 18, 2016
really cool comedy and action packed
May 26, 2016
Classic nostalgic fun
April 17, 2016
Childhood in a nutshell. Otherwise it would easily be a 2 star review. haha
October 28, 2015
purely based on nostalgia
May 21, 2015
Classic Childhood movie. nough said!
½ April 16, 2015
A terrible movie no child should suffer.
November 30, 2014
it is cool the lesson is to fallow your dream no matter what people say
November 13, 2014
This movie when i was a first kid i'm so loving this movie,
½ November 3, 2014
This movie really holds up!
½ August 27, 2014
Every nineties kid should fondly remember Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum. I consider 3 Ninjas to be a classic family film. (First viewing - Childhood)
June 25, 2014
It has been a long time but I remember these being ok family movies but nothing special
½ May 13, 2014
I hate this movie. it ruined my life
½ April 1, 2014
You know what? Fuck this movie.
½ February 4, 2014
Loved when I was a kid. Now it's just silly.
½ December 31, 2013
Not a perfect movies, but pretty close. I enjoyed this movie as a kid and now own all four of the movies on DVD. It's great getting to watch 3 Ninjas with my nieces and nephews and other young kids in my family. It stands the test of time as younger generations enjoy it just as much.
The characters of Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum are fun and interesting. Grandpa is a goof ball as the boys say, but they respect him because he listens to them and respects them. The dad has an integral part in the story being an FBI agent and unlike most family movies, he's not useless as he actually saves everyone from Snyder in the very very end. The Mom character has the least development but one of the best line, "You think being a ninja is hard try being a mom." I know the line will be lost on most kids but not on adults.
My only gripe about this first installment in the franchise is 1. The poster using that stupid quote comparing the movie to Home Alone & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when obviously the mostly foreign Asian film makers probably more inspired by children films from China and Korea about groups of three martial arts brothers such as Kung Fu Kids.
and 2. That in the USA we got the G version (actually rated PG but seriously it's tame for a PG) while some countries in Europe got the uncut PG version which shows bad guys actually firing their guns, the boys loosing the basketball game and then beating up the bullies another day to get their bikes back, and a few other little bits here and there that where shaved off of some scenes, I want that uncut version too!

Final word, most people are under the false impression that this is a Disney movie, it isn't. It was created and filmed by a young start up company comprised of mostly Asian film makers from all over, some of their producers didn't even have any thing to do with movie making but education. The main man at the helm was the late great Simon Shin. Their intention was to make a movie that fused Asian culture in a family film that would be easily excisable to Western audiences, I think they could have leaned a little more on the Asian culture, but other wise they hit their mark quite well. So how did Touchstone a subsidiary of Disney get their hands all over the cover? I'm not sure exactly, perhaps Global Venture felt they needed help getting in movie theaters and a connection to an established brand like Touchstone/Disney would help.
December 26, 2013
One of the best family action films!
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