50/50

50/50

93%
  • R, 1 hr. 40 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Jonathan Levine
    In Theaters:
    Sep 30, 2011 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jan 24, 2012
  • Summit Entertainment

50/50 Quotes

The top 50/50 quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

    1. Adam: You're a selfish piece of shit! Care more about getting yourself fucking laid than being my friend!
    – Submitted by Alberto L (9 months ago)
    1. Adam: I just want it to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn't work, it's um, that's it. And I've never, you know, I've never been to fucking Canada. I've never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn't it?
    2. Katherine: No, it doesn't.
    – Submitted by ac e (13 months ago)
    1. Adam: What is it, like a Doogie Howser or something?
    2. Katherine: Who?
    3. Adam: Doogie Howser? Teenage Doctor?
    4. Katherine: Does he work here?
    – Submitted by Kathleen R (15 months ago)
    1. Adam: You're dying dude.
    – Submitted by Daniel Angelo M (15 months ago)
    1. Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.
    – Submitted by Jane Morla A (17 months ago)
    1. Adam: That's what everyone's been saying. 'You will feel better', and 'Don't worry', and 'this is all fine', and like, it's not.
    – Submitted by Jane Morla A (17 months ago)
    1. Adam: She doesn't like to mix negative and positive energy...it's an energy idea.
    2. Alan: Well I call it a bullshit idea.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
    1. Katherine: Don't judge me.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
    1. Kyle: Have you got a picture?
    2. Adam: Why would I be carrying a picture of it?
    – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
    1. Adam: So you're going to sit here for 4 hours?
    – Submitted by Augusta M (17 months ago)
    1. Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.
    – Submitted by Frances H (18 months ago)
    1. Kyle: You smell like you fucked the cast of The View.
    – Submitted by Frances H (18 months ago)
    1. Kyle: She does...No fucking shit she doesn't like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouth? You do it cause that's why they call it blow jobs! It's a job!
    – Submitted by Amit D (19 months ago)
    1. Kyle: I did it! I fucking nailed you! I've hated you for months and now I have fucking evidence that you suck as a person.
    – Submitted by walker m (21 months ago)
    1. Kyle: And I would like to present to you what I have grown to call exhibit whore!
    – Submitted by walker m (21 months ago)
    1. Adam: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.
    2. Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.
    – Submitted by Panos M (21 months ago)
    1. Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?
    2. Katherine: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.
    3. Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend.
    4. Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.
    5. Adam: I bet you'd be a good one.
    – Submitted by Maria Y (23 months ago)
    1. Kyle: Of course she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth.
    – Submitted by Maria Y (23 months ago)
    1. Adam: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.
    – Submitted by Maria Y (23 months ago)
    1. Adam: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. 'Oh, you're gonna be okay,' and 'Oh, everything's fine,' and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, 'hey man, you're gonna die.'
    – Submitted by Maria Y (23 months ago)
    1. Alan: I'm Alan Lombardo, stage three lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.
    2. Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
    3. Adam: Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
    – Submitted by David K (24 months ago)
    1. Kyle: Did he say I was a dick? 'Cause I'm not.
    – Submitted by Lord Diego John Tutweiller o (2 years ago)
    1. Kyle: Who found it?
    2. Adam: [sarcastically] My cleaning lady found it in the back of my jeans..who do you think found it?
    – Submitted by Alex A (2 years ago)
    1. Alan: I'm Alan Lombardo, stage three lymphoma. Pleased to meet you.
    2. Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer.
    3. Adam: Nice to meet you. Oh, I'm Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma.
    – Submitted by Jayathra L (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: What are you doin' ?
    2. Diane: I'm gonna make you some green tea.
    3. Adam: Can you just... come back come sit down.
    4. Diane: I heard on the 'Today' show that they said it reduces your risk of cancer by 15%
    5. Adam: Well.. I've already had cancer... so can you just please come sit down.
    – Submitted by Hyejin A (2 years ago)
    1. Diane: I'm making you a glass of green tea because I heard on the news that it reduces your chance of getting cancer by 15%
    – Submitted by Esther S (2 years ago)
    1. Alan: Want a macaroon?
    2. Adam: Thanks, but I'm alright.
    3. Alan: There's weed in em...
    – Submitted by Owen F (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: Did I just score your digits?
    – Submitted by Dani D (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: I wanna make you pancakes.
    – Submitted by Dani D (2 years ago)
    1. Kyle: You could have totally fucked the shit out of that girl.
    2. Adam: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.
    – Submitted by Karnveer S (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: I'm peeing right now.
    – Submitted by Jay Hao D (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: You should go.
    2. Rachael: [kissing him] I don't want to go. I want to stay here with you.
    3. Adam: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.
    – Submitted by Jilly K (2 years ago)
    1. Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only think that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.
    – Submitted by Jacob D (2 years ago)
    1. Diane: I want you to know that I smothered him because I love him.
    – Submitted by Caroline R (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: A tumor? Me? I mean that doesn't make sense. I don't smoke, I don't drink ...I recycle.
    – Submitted by Rick N (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.
    – Submitted by Sophia W (2 years ago)
    1. Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.
    – Submitted by Sandra Le Febve R (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: I'm peeing right now.
    – Submitted by Matthew T (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: That's what everybody's been saying, 'you'll feel better,' and 'don't worry,' and 'this is all fine,' and like, it's not.
    – Submitted by Leslie M (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
    2. Kyle: For the millionth time. YES!
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Kyle: If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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