Devil Quotes

  • Lustig: What are you doing?
    Ramirez: Oh...when he's near...the toast falls jelly-side-down.

  • Mechanic/Tony: Who are you?
    Old Woman: Today, I'm an old woman.

  • Old Woman: Damn, I really wanted you.

  • Detective Bowden: So no, I don't believe in the Devil. You don't need him, people are bad enough by themselves.

  • Ramirez: You see it?
    Lustig: Yeah, look, that's just... That's just grain in the image. That's, you know, it's a mistake. It's like when people see Jesus in a pancake or something.

  • Salesman/Vince: Your building SUCKS!!
    Salesman/Vince: Your building SUCKS!

  • Guard/Ben: Hey lady you need to sign in.
    Young Woman/Sarah: Do I look like such a threat.
    Guard/Ben: Don't blame me, we got procedures.

  • Ramirez: When he's near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.

  • Business Bureau Clerk: Easy bro.
    Guard/Ben: I'm not your bro.

  • Mechanic/Tony: I'm so sorry
    Mechanic/Tony: I'm so sorry.

  • Young Woman/Sarah: "TURN ON THE LIGHT"
    Young Woman/Sarah: Turn on the light.
    Young Woman/Sarah: Turn on the lights!

  • Ramirez: You must consider that one of these people might be the Devil.

  • Detective Bowden: An apology note left at the site of a hit and run. My wife and son were killed out on Bethlaham Pike five years ago, but that's OK, because whoever did it is *sorry*. You can tell by the heartfelt apology on the back of a carwash coupon.

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