7 Minutes Reviews

July 8, 2015
[Taps] into post-Tarantino comi-crime clichs, but [updates] them with an awful, modern, bro-y vibe.
June 29, 2015
7 Minutes is a slick ride through a sexy cultural wasteland, but before the credits roll you know it won't cross your mind again.
June 26, 2015
It's pretty hard to get worked up about three thieves this dumb and this bland.
June 26, 2015
Whether because of race, shame, shelter, or fright, 7 Minutes remains white in the face throughout.
June 25, 2015
Although stylish and intriguingly told, the twisty crime drama "7 Minutes" never quite jumps out of the pack.
June 25, 2015
There isn't a character here... who doesn't feel like a low-res scan of a shaky photocopy of a faded polaroid of a character in a better crime drama, none of which is helped by a plot that's too simple to generate tension even from its narrative tricks.
June 25, 2015
All the chronological hopscotch can't paper over the fact that Martin just doesn't have that much of a story to tell.
June 25, 2015
This compact, familiar heist flick hews strictly to B-movie convention.
June 25, 2015
Though 7 Minutes does offer an impressive array of backstories for a film that initially appears to be about three semi-interchangeable guys, most of those backstories are still dominated by clichs ...
June 25, 2015
Like most of today's young directors who neither want to nor know how to tell an actual story in a traditional way with a beginning, middle and end, writer-director Jay Martin jumps around like a spastic colon.
June 24, 2015
Well, that was the longest seven minutes of my life.
June 24, 2015
It's handsomely shot and reasonably well-acted, and it'll likely get Martin better gigs as a director, if not a screenwriter.
June 23, 2015
7 Minutes is humorless and perfunctory, its heavies and protagonists never so much as aspiring to transcend or challenge the stereotypes they represent.