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A Bag of Hammers Quotes

  • Ben: Tea is civilizing. People drink it in centers of learning.

  • Ben: We all get a bag go hammers, whether it's being poor or catching cancer, divorce or losing your brother, or losing your mother. You know what I mean, Kelsey. It's what you do with these hammers.

  • Alan: Stay in school. Don't drink and drive. Just say no.

  • Alan: You speak in Michael Bolton lyrics.
    Amanda: Fuck you, Alan and you have a little dick.

  • Ben: We stole your ex-girlfriend's car!
    Alan: We stole your ex-girlfriend's car!

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