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A Haunted House Quotes

  • Kisha: There's a ghost in the house!
    Malcolm: There's a ghost in your ass. (Referring to her farting the last night)
    Malcolm: There's a ghost in your ass.


  • Malcolm: Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!


  • Chip the Psychic: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
    Dan "the Man": I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.


  • Malcolm: Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun.


  • Malcolm: O my god look at all of this shit.
    Malcolm: Oh my god look at all of this shit.


  • Kisha: Look on the bright side I am allergic to dogs.
    Malcolm: Thats what was so great about Shiloh. He was hypoallergenic.


  • Malcolm: Bitch! There is a ghost in the house. Deuces!


  • Malcolm: Three... Three people are dead.


  • Malcolm: Did you just quote Sam Jackson?


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