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  • Kisha: There's a ghost in the house!
    Malcolm: There's a ghost in your ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Astha S (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!
    ‐ Submitted by J * (3 years ago)

  • Chip the Psychic: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Oh my god look at all of this shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Kisha: Look on the bright side I am allergic to dogs.
    Malcolm: Thats what was so great about Shiloh. He was hypoallergenic.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Bitch! There is a ghost in the house. Deuces!
    ‐ Submitted by John C (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Three... Three people are dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Malcolm: Did you just quote Sam Jackson?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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